#rotumlr

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CURIOSITY KILLED

[cross-poisoned]

why is everyone on rotumblr some form of pokemon. how do you people operate keyboards or touchscreens

(please rb with your method of typing as a pokehybrid if you are one)

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MCGUFFIN GOT

{//Disclaimer, this is an offscreen post}

[*Eram slowly hovers into the Hyperspace replica of the shelter, maneuvering around several small black blobs with pink and gold heterochromia eyes. Which is hard to do when their body is swelling like a balloon...]

What is WRONG with this vessel... WHY is it swelling!

Oh... well in that case...

[*Eram used Full Restore, HP healed to the max as their body unswells...]

why are you back so soon...

Two reasons, I've got a prank to do... AND I've got what I came to Hyperspace for.

let me guess, Darkrai?

NOPE, their mega stone! I just have to figure out how to use this stupid headset and You'll be released!

what headset?

The one you've used to escape the Quantum Moon.

how... how do you know that?

Some ugly dromba/gromba amalgamation gave me that information for the cost of 25 coins, easy win for me.

oh... (THE FROMBAS ARE STILL ALIVE?!)

[*A group of black blobs scurry up to Eram, smiling intensely]

Oh right, I also got you lil code balls something

[*Eram takes out several eggs and donuts and feeds them to their hunting pack of creatures, they're actually cats! Eram then depossesses their vessal and locks it into a closet until it's needed again]

Vhy does my head... hurt...

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[PELIPPER MAIL]

(*It's a new cartridge for a game console, there's a picture of a smile on it)

...

really persistent you are... i bet this is gonna be some creepypasta bootleg or somethin...

... another untitled cartridge... what's with that smile however

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Would it kill you to shut up? I’m pretty sure EVERYONE would appreciate that.

(Also, Void, if you’re reading this, stay safe.)

- @flowerys-garden

i'm somehow safe... they are just getting antsy from what i can tell... think of it as getting impatient. would "being safe" count if my diet is rare candies, max elixers, and full restores?

[*Instrumental break]

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WHOOPS

how long has it been since my last post?

...

i think i'm [TAKING TOO LONG] finding something interesting to do...

give me an idea

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IT MOVED

{{//Spoilers to Kirby Air Riders due to a boss being mentioned}}

[*it's a video... watch it?] [Y|N]

[*It's a nighttime camera timelapse of Gigantes seemingly still... until its red lights suddenly brighten as the dreadnought springs to life, only for it to inch closer towards the camera for a short amount of time, then stopping as the lights dimmed as fast as they lit-up] [*End of Video]

i'm not crazy, the footage was sped-up, so it went the whole night before the sun came back up... surprised i didn't even hear it moving...

@askthedistortedfandomcrew if this helps you with any ideas on what's happening... yw...

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HYJACKED (PT 2)

I'm not used to this whole... "Mega Evolution" energy, is it supposed to make you feel tingly?

Also... Void is still safe as safe can be :3

???