May 17, 2023
So, I was thinking about the Golden Age AU, you know, Roman Mythology, and ... thought if we have Team Ireland as satyrs, why not Soph. And how adorable would it be if Satyrs aged a lot a quicker than humans in their youth and they had to raise a baby Soph.
Aside from Michele being like "There's female fauns?" and the others being like "What do you mean 'there's female fauns', of course there are female fauns." "What do you mean 'What do you mean there's female fauns'?! I've never seen one!" "They're rare, but they're not that rare! Where do you think baby Fauns come from?" "... well where DID she come from?! Where are her parents?!"
Aside from that. Imagine a fat little Satyr Soph toddler. Imagine it. And be happy.