May 25, 2017
I take it as a compliment everytime someone says I'm unfinished or incomplete, because that means I've got room to change.
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I take it as a compliment everytime someone says I'm unfinished or incomplete, because that means I've got room to change.
Rough Draft
“Ducks, ducks everywhere. And a parrot an a wolf. I’m not sure what’s going on but I’m staying in my alley unless Uncle Jose looks like he’s in trouble.” - Rough
The Amusing Salad Survey
(Yes that was me. This is in character as Rough Draft)
Aim: Discover common themes in Triumphant senses of humour. This will help in better entertaining them when the opportunity arises.
Theory: There will likely be a focus on suffering or physical humour. I expect to see morbid jokes about the Durian’s deadly nature
Question: What is the Funniest fruit? What is the most Amusing vegetable?
Answers:
Mandrake x1
Banana x2
Onion x1 (note: because of tears)
chilly pepper x2 (note: because the misery is amusing to watch)
Lemons x1 (note: misery caused)
Durian x1 (note: unpleasant smell causing misery)
Corn x1 (note: innefficiency of cooking it.)
Juicy Berries x1 (note: go off quicker then expected.)
Grapes x1 (note: Wine puns)
Conclusion: Our theory has been confirmed except for the Durian. We expected jokes about death, not fart jokes. This might be because of the innocence of the question. They enjoy physical humour and suffering, but death is less humourous to them then anticipated.
Actions to take: We shall work on our slapstick and prank skills. It may be worth doing a more thorough survey to determine things in more detail. However, I don’t want to be annoying.
(Thank you for indulging my beans curiousity: @lcpdog, @noxportentum, @lost-dead-ones, @dark--lips, @theunielding, @culinaricn)
Working once asked me why I Choose to be a sketch. I was proud that they noticed.
Rough Draft trying to be mysterious
In a way we are all incomplete. Finished things have nowhere to go anymore.
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When I was made I was asked what I wanted to be. I didn't know, so now I can be anything.
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