#rowanoke

[boygirlbun]

Re: the ask you got earlier,

I'm not jealous of the people you sleep with bc I'm holding out hope I could be one of them someday 🥰

😵‍💫 someday... someday!!!! Shakes fist

[agi23]

Franchises I wish had video games #2

American horror story. Especially coven. See how many of the seven wonders you can complete.

[sharkgirldick]

You always provide just the right amount of horny for my dash. Thank you for your service o7

My incessant need to be funny demands I reblog silly things when I'm not being horny. This is the natural balance of the world.

[cutthroatchicken]

okay so this is mostly for caitlyn but i'm gonna post this here because it's easier to type out on a computer than in a text message haha. and who the hell knows, one of y'all might be interested in a creepy bedtime story. here's what happened with the apartment i went to see today.

so i took the h4 to mount pleasant and walked a ways, and when i showed up at the row house where the apartment was, it was right about 3, and there were six other people standing outside the house waiting to be let in. they had knocked on the door twice already, but no one appeared to be home. no one, even though there were supposed to be like three other tenants.

we all waited outside in the heat until around 3:15, knocking a few more times (there wasn't a doorbell) and sending emails to the person who posted the ad (there wasn't a number listed, but a couple of the other people there said they sent emails to the poster to confirm they would be there, so they should have known to expect someone). around that time, someone was like, "hey, if it's a basement apartment, do you think they have a separate entrance? maybe they're waiting for us there." so we walked around the side of the house and lo and behold, there was a door to the basement apartment, and it was open. well, the first door at least. the guy who found the door went through it to the second door, which had no windows, and had to yank it open because it was stuck. he took one look in the apartment and was like "haha nope, bye guys!" and left. i was still curious, so i went to look into the apartment for myself.

first of all, when i opened the front door, there was no light, no light switch, and spiders all over the wall. i turned on the flashlight app on my phone and walked in (someone behind me was like "beware of axe murderers!") until i found a switch like all the way on the other side of the front room, which turned on a really dim recessed bulb in the ceiling. the room was totally gross. there were dirt and dead bugs all over the carpet. for some reason, i kept going further into the apartment anyway, stepping up out of the living room and into the kitchen, which was a decent size, but a couple of the cabinets were coming off the hinges, and the fridge had weird stains all over it. to the left of the kitchen, i saw an open door which led into a room that appeared to be lit, so i though, okay, maybe this leads up to the main floor? maybe someone's home? but nope, it was the combined bathroom/laundry room (which, caitlyn, looked exactly like the bathrooms from that hostel we stayed at in suncheon, except grosser). the light i saw was coming from a window above the toilet, which just happened to be the only window in the entire apartment. the "bedroom" promised in the ad was, in reality, a weird-ass closet thing off the living room. i entered through cobwebs and emerged with white paint flakes covering my arms. to top it all off, the ceilings were only about four inches higher than i am tall, and i'm 5'6".

no one ever showed up to talk to us or answer any questions. as far as we could tell, the house was abandoned. i didn't stay long enough to take any pictures. that place was creepy as hell.

[cutthroatchicken]

rowanoke replied to your post: rowanoke replied to your post...

Yeah I was like looking for gifts for my brothers or something I think. Yeah they were pretty much swarming as soon as we stepped onto that floor. :(((

every single man on that floor dropped everything they were doing to yell at and/or approach us. i'm pretty sure we got out of there quick.

[cutthroatchicken]

rowanoke replied to your post: i’ve had this really long unf...

Yes yes and I was grabbed in one too. *_* I don’t think it was in Dongdaemun though. Ugh I don’t remember where but I remember we were in the men’s section and then he grabbed me and we promptly left. That men’s section was the scariest part of Korea

wasn't that when you were looking for shoes or shirts or something and you were trying to ask him a question but then he just grabbed your hand and pulled you over to show you his stuff? i remember that :(((

that was the place where like the entire floor was menswear and when we walked through they were all over us, it was gross....

[cutthroatchicken]

rowanoke replied to your post: househunting househunting househunting

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ???????????

padmapping padmapping padmapping

also message me your email address (why don't i have it????) i want to run some places by you before i make appointments to go and check them out

also also when are you coming back to dc

[cutthroatchicken]

rowanoke replied to your post: rowanoke replied to your photoset: It happened,...

That’s exactly how it goes. You: 날 안내해줘. 그대가 살고 있는 곳에 나도 함께 데려가줘~

gonna do that to you soon if you know what i mean