From Sweetie to Beastie

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From Sweetie to Beastie
Life post-canon would probably be so jarring for Crowley.
Imagine. For most of your life, no one's loved you. And for a decent amount of that time, you didn't care. But eventually you tried to reach out and even manipulated people in an attempt to get them to love you. After failing multiple times, you decide to kill yourself because if you can't make people love you, you're going to make sure this bastard of an angel in front of you hates you until the end of time. You think this is the end, and are ready to fall into oblivion.
Then suddenly, you realize you're not dead. And you're not where you tried to die either. So, you possess a guy and try to figure out what the hell is going on. The first thing you learn is that not only is the guy you hated more than anyone else's son god, but that he also brought you back and is actually one of the nicest people ever. Then you learn that your mother claimed your throne and is sending people to find you because she loves you and wants to see you again. You scoff as you kill the demon who told you that, thinking that was the dumbest lie you have ever heard. Somehow though, it turns out to be true and now you're staring down at the banquet in front of you, wondering why there's an amazon guy handing your mom a package. Oh, and your ex? Who you came to the conclusion doesn't care about you? Yeah, no, apparently he's been killing demons who still have a grudge against you. Of his own free will. And probably secretly considering everyone else still hates you.
As your favorite Hell Hound cuddles with you, you wonder if this is Heaven. Then, after listening to some gossip, you find out that an AU version of your ex is hanging around while he waits for his universe to get recreated or whatever the hell they said. With an evil grin, you find him, start dating him, and take a picture of you two making out and send it to your ex's boyfriend. You have never been happier as your phone blows up, first figuratively than literally as your ex texts you "WTF?????" over and over again until the power of angel flows through the internet and breaks your phone into a million pieces.
Then, a ghost prophet who hates you and you thought got sent to Heaven starts throwing shit, freaking out your boyfriend, and making your dog bark nonstop. You silently watch the chaos for a few minutes before sighing, taking a sip of the strongest alcohol you have, and thinking yeah, this is more what I was expecting.
I love rowena she's thee bitch but she needs to stop deadnaming her son istg
i hate when supernatural misses an amazing opportunity for character bonding 💔 like charlie and rowena were on a road trip for like a week!!! and it was all offscreen! smh
he's just shy
What if I said Rowena is more powerful than the archangels. What then
Sam and Rowena are die hard Florence + The Machine fans (she put him on trust)
Rowena MacLeod
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