Now I have thoughts about taking off Scaramouche's hat to give him a forehead kiss omg sjdbdjdbdjdb
And the best part about this is that Scaramouche looks like he's never experienced affection in his life, so he's basically the embodiment of that meme where one character receives affection and then they're like "Disgusting. Do it again"
this is the chaotic evil version of "oh my god! that's awful! where?" also i got bored and decided to make this a sfw fluffy scara drabble
currently working on a tagging system by the way~ categories include drabbles, answers, various genders and dynamics, specific characters, and sfw/nsfw writing only (basically my feed but minus my brainrot and complaints about work)
"Well? What do you think of my teapot?" you asked Scaramouche, smiling expectantly.
He scowled at you, swinging his legs back and forth in a chair. "It is... garish. But I suppose if it makes you happy, then it is tolerable."
You smiled, knowing that this was the closest to approval that Scaramouche would ever express. Your eyes widened, suddenly realizing something. Something important.
"Scara," you breathed. "Look!" You pointed at his legs.
"What?" Scaramouche looked down.
"Your feet don't touch the floor when you sit."
Scaramouche's eyes widened. "I..." He pulled his hat down, covering his flushed face. He shuffled forward in his chair, reaching his toes to the floor. "I can't help being short, okay?"
You laughed, pulling off his hat and revealing his adorable blushing face. "I know, Scara." You patted his head, earning a hiss, then pecked him on the forehead. Scaramouche stiffened, staring at you.
"What?" you asked.
Scaramouche snorted. "What a disgusting show of affection." He grabbed his hat from your hands, pouting. "Do it again."
So you did.