#rox.sfwbr

[dreaming-roses]

Imagine being in an arranged marriage with yandere Diluc

Except the first time you meet him is before his dad fricking dies, so instead of tall angry brooding man we've got this overgrown puppy (side note, pre-canon Diluc looks like he would fall in love at first sight)

I personally think things will only go to shit after Crepus finally kicks the bucket

-🌻

oh shit and once crepus dies diluc just goes completely crazy like outside he's just emotionless but once he's home he takes it out on the poor darling 😔

but there's nothing we can do now for poor girlie is there

- Rox

[dreaming-roses]

The Genshin characters in a mafia AU crossed my mind..and who tf gave Tartaglia a gun /lh /hj.

-Geo Anon.

oh god childe is the worst person to have a gun LMAOO i'm going to expand on this in a later post but here ya go for now

zhongli and ningguang would rule the mafia. childe and beidou would be the henchmen that everyone is simultaneously terrified and in awe of. xiao would be the nightmare. keqing and ganyu would be good subordinates, but the former is more vocal about the abilities of the bosses.

chongyun, xingqiu, xiangling, and hu tao would be partners in crime. xiangling and hu tao would always be asking the mafia bosses to get them out of trouble ("ehe 👉👈"). chongyun and xingqiu are just swag. and madly in love.

venti is the wild card on CRACK. freakin crack bro. kaeya and diluc try to fight against the mafia, but kaeya might be a double agent or something. rosaria stays neutral, but will help out with a non-killing deal if there's mora involved. albedo is also neutral.

- Rox

[dreaming-roses]

Greetings, comrade

Today I bring to you the idea of Diluc going missing during his three year rampage after his dad dies

He's presumed dead, but in reality, he's captured by the Fatui and brainwashed into joining their ranks (you can thank Dottore for that) and his memories are probably erased

Kaeya? Crepus? Never heard of them. Mondstadt? Never been there.

Actually, Diluc being presumed dead is probably not inaccurate. Diluc, as a person, is dead. In his place is now a Fatui Harbinger who simply has the same appearance as him.

-🌻

oh damn this is dark but it would make for some really good angst art also i kind of want to write this LMAO but i have like so many reqs and 5 assessments next week i feel so bad

- Rox

[dreaming-roses]

Baal looks like she needs a hug and I am fully willing to give her one even if it kills me

yeah, i feel like she needs someone to listen to her and hug her and maybe talk it out yk? i read somewhere that she's implementing "eternity" because she's scared of loss and emotions and that makes a lot of sense because why else would you be so focused on this?

but at the same time she's blind to what the people want and in a way she's trying to protect them i guess but she only helps those who support her

by the way, i read a theory that kazuha's friend used to be in favor of the raiden shogun (hence his electro vision, same as sara's and maybe yae's), and he challenged her because his ideals were stronger than his desire to live a lie??? damn the plot thickens (it was alr thicker than zhongli's ass tho ngl)

- Rox

[dreaming-roses]

Diluc and Kaeya fight over milk before cereal. Like there’s no question to it, it’s canon.

-Geo Anon.

LMAOOO OMG YES THE TENSION THE BEEF THE EVENTUAL DUEL

when kaeya and diluc were beefing over the ice bridge aka kaeyaking thingy during the golden apple archipelago cutscene, i was laughing so freakin hard because the TENSION I CANT-

they were both being so petty and grumpy/passive aggressive and it was so funny

but milk or cereal first is a legendary and very important debate 😤 i put the cereal first btw

i think diluc would put cereal first but kaeya would put milk first just to beef with diluc

and razor's like "bowl... bowl. bowl first."

- Rox