Feb 28, 2025
Roxy: Ceiling fan
TG: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
> Roxy: Fall off.
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Roxy: Ceiling fan
TG: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
> Roxy: Fall off.
Mutie: Comfort.
> Roxy: Relax
Roxy: Fall off.
TG: owie,,,
==>
Roxy: Wear the cat. Be the Rider.
You don your kitten companion and GET ON THAT PONY. YEEHAW MOTHERFUCKERSSSSS YEEE FUCKINNNGG HAWWWWW
> Roxy: Keep moving.
Roxy: Relax,,,
Roxy: Acquire hat.
You pick up MUTINI, and jump up and down happily. No magic is complete without a familiar and no science can be done without a partner. The two of you will travel the world together. Cat on head, wand in hand.
"We love casting spells" - Some famous wizard probably
==>
Roxy, have one banana.
You log onto TUMBLR, and are immediately greeted by an anon sending you a banana. You missed these guys so much. God you love bananas.
> Roxy: Get welcomed.
Roxy: Be unwellly drawn.
Your name is ROXY. You just woke up from your INCREDIBLE REST. Being the one and only LEGENDARY WIZARD EXTRAORDENAIRE is hard work, and you need your beauty sleep. EIGHT MONTHS seems like a pretty good amount of time to sleep in your opinion. You wouldve gone for 10, but you've got to GET TO WORK. You enjoy your job quite a lot, and thus you'd never be away for too long.
Having just woken up, you stand in your half of the ROXY HOUSE and take a look at your surroundings. You're wearing the SCARF ROSE KNIT FOR YOU. You vowed to never take it off, and you don't think you've broken that promise just yet. Your room is filled with VARIOUS KNICK KNACKS AND DOO DADS. Most of them from either THE ANONS or YOUR FRIENDS. Though a couple were just here when you got here. You have MANY KITTENS from your previous home or other places. Though the one next to you is THE VODKA MUTINI. Your assistant wizard and lab partner. Aaand you think that should be everything. You recount your surroundings again, then ask yourself the question.
What will you do?
> Roxy: Acquire hat.