#roy laferty

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THE DEVIL ALL THE TIME (2020)

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The devil all the time got me convinced that only actors who aren’t from the US can do a southern US accent

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Day 5: Favourite Drama

The Devil All The Time (2020)

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Ranking The Main Religious Fanatics of The Devil All The Time by Sheer What-the-Fuckery

Spoilers ahead (obviously)

Willard Russell

If you saw someone skinned alive on a cross and had to mercy kill them you’d have issues with Christianity too, ok?

Still, thinking you can get away with sacrificing a dog to the god of vengeance in exchange for your soulmate’s life is a little amateur. A true fanatic would’ve at least gone with another perso--actually, I’m not going to go there, but you see my point.

3/10 Bibles

Roy Laferty

I honest to fucking god cannot process how batshit insane this man was. Imagine—just imagine—deciding to pour a jar of spiders over your head to impress a congregation. Now that, folks, is commitment.

But then it gets so much more insane because now imagine locking yourself in a closet for ten days and hallucinating so hard you think you can resurrect the dead and decide to give it a try, not by practicing on a chipmunk or the family cat, oh no, but by stabbing your wife in the fucking throat.

100/10 Bibles

Helen Hatton

Honestly the only thing more insane than the fanaticism of Roy Laferty is the idea that literally anyone could look at that man and think, “I want to marry this God fearin’ man.”

101/10 Bibles

Preston Teagardin

Speaking exclusively from my own experience as someone raised in a fucked up religion where older men exerted an extremely inappropriate influence over vulnerable underage women, I am 100% convinced Robert Pattinson was actually possessed by the spirit of evil itself for his uncanny mastery of their manipulative tactics. After each one of his scenes I felt like I needed an exorcism.

666/10 Bibles

Lenora Lafferty & Arvin Russell

Truly don’t deserve a place on this list, even if they are the closest thing this movie has to main chracters. They weren’t fanatics, they were just kids being raised by the world’s most fucked up adults in history.

 0/10 Bibles

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IM SO SICK OF TOM HOLLAND THIS TOM HOLLAND THAT SO NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT HARRY MELLING AS ROY SERIOUSLY???!!!

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How can you not stan Arvin tho? He was the savior of literally both West Virginia and Knockemstiff. Also can I just take a moment and say that this man made me laugh.

Resurrect Damnit!