Mar 7, 2024
@royalkinger
"Will you marry me?"
"I'm sorry. What?"
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@royalkinger
"Will you marry me?"
"I'm sorry. What?"
@royalkinger
He stared at her for several moments before showing her a salt shaker.
Oh, God. That thing is staring again. Just blink already! What he pulling out? Oh, gods, what 8f its a bug? No-!
Just a salt shaker. Well, that was anticlimactic.
Unless there's a bug inside? !
@royalkinger
"Would you be fine with tulips?"
"I said what I said."
"I know how hard it can be to watch a gummy friend explode into confetti. It gets easier."
She... she had no clue what he was talking about. People explode into confetti here? But why? How? Her pinwheel stare bore a hole into him as her eyes dilated into a thin black circle in a panic. Pomni hasn't been here long! And now she's hearing word about potentially exploding into confetti? WHAT WAS THIS PLACE?
⸺ ❝ AaaaHHH I'll explode? ❞ What a great opening start to her new Hell.
@royalkinger cont. "I am just trying to think of creative ways to now sound offensive in my admiration. Of...wait. No. You are too pretty to be my waitress. What?" - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
❝ I'll be real , I can't tell if you're rambling again or trying to compliment me . Either way I'm morally confused . Are you physically okay ?? ❞
"Where is your insect collection?"
"..."
"Val, love, can I borrow one of your guns?"
❛ IS SOMEONE GONNA %$[CAINE]!#-ING KILL US, KINGER ?! ❜