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Me perusing @royalmagus ‘ blog: OH MY GOD IT’S NIKA IT’S FUCKIN HOLY FUCK IT’S--
Gina: icb i’m deliberately calling attention to my own cleavage on the internet now. Gina: who am i. Nika 🐌: my best friend Gina: no you’re MY best friend
if u don’t already friend-ship this magical pairing then idk what to tell you
“I get why you’re concerned, but I can take care of myself.” — @royalmagus
royalmagus replied to your post:
also note how it was like the first one annulled after the kirkwall chantry incident because you know rivain was taking in mage refugees by the boatload before but especially after & there was no pacifying the chantry or keeping a low profile at that point
TRUE THO. so many mages running off to tevinter when rivain is clearly the better choice. but it’s not like they can ADVERTISE how pro-magic they are or promote rivain as the premier destination for apostate mages so nobody really knows.
in other news: i just remembered i now have my own dvd of the best satirical comedy of my youth: josie and the pussycats.
Scene: two women in a public restroom, one emerging from a stall.
Gina: You didn’t have to wait for me.
Nika: I’m here to guard your honor on your birthday.
Gina: And my virtue? What virtue?
Nika: ON YOUR BIRTHDAY.
@royalmagus
i would like it to be known that @royalmagus has cursed me with “may all your bacon burn” at least once and it is funny on two counts:
she is a vegetarian
i’m not all that fond of bacon