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[acefenderbender]

Slather it on me.

I use beer shampoo & conditioner and bought hot toddy shower gel and lotion yesterday.

I'm not even legal to drink yet I'm covered in alcohol.

[acefenderbender]

This is what I wanna do:

I wanna do a Cain (The Binding of Isaac) cosplay. I want to be recognizable without running around naked and crying with an eye patch. I was thinking of having, like, different power-ups along with the obvious Cain attributes? And a shirt..... that maybe says Cain or The Binding of Isaac, Bitches on it. B( 

Eye patch

Hanger

Horns

Mom's Lipstick (whore make-up on and around mouth)

Red Heels

Pink underwear

Rosary (Cross necklace)

Tears

Sack of pennies

Black Wings

Band for Lucky Foot

Think this would be a fun thrifty cheap closet cosplay. I would just be mighty disapointed if no one knew what the fuck to make of me.

[acefenderbender]

[acefenderbender]

After Playing 66 hours of The Binding of Isaac

I suddenly go: "Who the fuck projectile shits on some kid?"

[99points-blog]

Christmas Gifts for your little Nintenerd.

RoyRed: If you have a Nintendo fan girl or boy in your life and you're running out of ideas (Mario plushies, keychains, and shirts get kinda' old) for gifts, let me give you a hand here.

Here's a small list of some cool things that any Nintendo fan would love. (This also can be viewed as my wishlist) Enjoy.

-Mario Fan for your Mario fan. (Other fans available)

Redeem with coins earned on Club Nintendo. Could probably find on ebay as well.

-Ocarina of Time for $94

-Mario Wall Graphics $50

Make Mushroom Kingdom your home.

-Pipe Mug (Personal favorite as a hard core gamer as well as tea and coffee drinker)

Sweet ass mug comes with 4 coasters appropriately themed. $34

-Pokemon Bento Box $32

-Mushroom Lamp $10 BUCKS, C'MON PEOPLE

1up your pals desk with one of these lively lamps. Red or green.

-Kirby Patches (Again, redeemed with Coins @ Club Nintendo

-NES usb Controller $30

-Mushroom Salt and Pepper Shakers

Hoping it will make the steak bigger. $9.10

-Donkey Kong Jenga $20

I'll finish off with something that I've wanted a long time:

- Master Sword and Hylian Shield over $100 bucks

I'm sure they will appreciate any gift, Nintendo themed or not :) Happy shopping, happy gaming, and happy holidays.

+24pts

[acefenderbender]

Got a PS3.

And I'd like some frenz.

Get your Portable ID!

[acefenderbender]

So, big news.

I've decided to kick coffee for awhile. Shocking, I know.

Not caffeine entirely B) just coffee.

I'm going to try to lower my intake of caffeine, though. Gotta stock up on dat Ito En.

[acefenderbender]

Is it wrong?

Is it wrong that I caught myself watching my own tits bounce while I was bike riding home the other night?