#rozzy art

[r0zzk1ll]

𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐓𝐀𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒 : 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐌𝐄 | 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐌𝐏 // 𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐈𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐓 + 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐂. | 𝐅𝟐𝐔 , 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐓 𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐃

[r0zzk1ll]

basically re-rendered some of the box art that's on some of the toys bc i couldn't find any digital versions of them ... ueueeue

[r0zzk1ll]

pride month may be over but jay and silent bob are forever. Because of woke

part two! | bonus!

[r0zzk1ll]

Yuge jay and silly silent bob dump Hey guys

[r0zzk1ll]

FINALLY MY CLERKS!!! i might make one of these ref sheets for my view askew oc too but idk yet... .

part one! | bonus!

[r0zzk1ll]

something about sheep and sleep idk i forgor /silly

my part of an art trade i did with @angelbl00m of their sammy!!!!! ^_^ i think the ink demon himself possessed me while drawing this

[r0zzk1ll]

wrote a little fuckass mostly dialogue oneshot for clerks (1994) if anyone wants to read it LMFAOAAO it's really short bc it was just an idea that i expanded on A "Quick Stop" (AO3 Link) full thing if u just wanna read it on here (takes place the day after clerks) --- As per usual, in trotted Jay and Silent Bob into the Quick Stop, and Dante rolled his eyes as the duo approached the counter.

"Yo, Scumfuck, Randal just fuckin' told us about that shit you did to Veronica," Jay started, "and all Lunchbox and I gotta say is that was some fucked up biz, man! She had every right to rock your shit after what you were up to with Caitlin yesterday."

"Now why in the hell did he tell you two of all people about that?" Dante grumbled, rubbing his temples.

"We told him that we wanted to stay informed about your stupid ass prior and he was willing to provide." Jay grinned while nodding.

"Shit, man, that's seriously fucked up. I told you how much of a red flag that Caitlin broad is, but you didn't fuckin' listen. She could've cheated on you at least three other times since she last came in!" Jay continued, Silent Bob shaking his head in disappointment.

"She's still at the hospital, Jay, and still in a quite a bit of shock to really do much, anyway. How could you even make that assumption? Can't you just leave it alone?" Dante barked.

"I dunno man, she's just as wack as you are, zoinked outta her mind or not. Veronica said she might not even come back to this shithole now that you've fucked her over the counter, and not in the good way."

Jay frowned. "But nah, man, you fucked up bad. Even my alleged Dad would've shook his head at you, and he's one of the worst guys I've ever heard about."

"Shit, I ain't never seen nothin' like it. Even a dumpster fire fueled by fuckin' horse shit looks better—"

"Okay, okay, I get it! I fucked up!" Dante slammed a fist on the desk, "you don't have to tell me what I already know."

Jay smirked, leaning on the counter by his forearm. "Y'know, if Silent Bob was my bitch," he gestured a thumb to Bob, "I'd make sure he was treated with every ounce of respect I could muster up. You, however, couldn't even try to do that with Veronica. Sick bastard…"

Silent Bob nodded in agreement before shooting Jay an awkward look. Jay looked back at him, still grinning.

"Ha, Silent Bob, more like Silent Babe… I bet you'd like that, you gay fuck." Jay bumped Bob's shoulder with his elbow.

"God, can you two stop flirting in front of people for five goddamn seconds? It gives me a migraine…" Dante complained.

Jay raised a brow at Dante. "I'm not gay like Tubby, here. Real fag shit if you ask me. What're you, a homophobe now? Now that's real messed up, Dante."

"Yeah, sure." Dante rolled his eyes. "Just- Get outta here before I call the cops on you both. I'm surprised I haven't already…"

"Alright, Honeybuns, let's ditch this fuckin' loser." Jay joked as he swiftly exited the building, spewing a few more insensitive insults as he strode away.

Silent Bob briefly grinned back at Jay and was about to follow in pursuit when Dante stopped him.

"Say, uh- Bob. Why were you bein' so nice to me yesterday? I didn't deserve any of that." Dante questioned.

Silent Bob glanced back at Dante. "I'm not particularly a fan of leaving people entirely in the dark with zero hope, even if they are being shitty. There's always good in somebody, even if it doesn't show very well, like you."

Then, Dante blinked, and Silent Bob was gone.

As he made his way out of the store, Bob soon then found Jay leaning on the wall outside as usual and joined him on his left. He searched his pocket for a pack of smokes and a light.

"You know I kinda lied when I said I wasn't gay, right?" Jay muttered with an oddly comforting tone. He looked like he'd been thinking about it for a moment.

Bob glanced back at Jay, nodding slightly like an 'I know' as he lit a cigarette in his mouth with his lighter.

"Well, I mean, I'm not gay, but I'm not exactly straight either? I don't fuckin' know, man, you get me more than anyone I know." Jay sighed.

Bob simply replied with a nonchalant shrug.

"You are my bitch now, though. I know that, at least. Don't forget that." Jay pointed an accusing finger at Bob.

Silent Bob nodded, grinning slightly through cigarette smoke.

"Word."