Spaced Invaders Roleplaying Sentence Starters
"For example, when someone points a Quad Vectored Hypo Thermic Cosmo Blaster at you, it's a fair bet you are about to become toast."
"Will you please sit down and be quiet?"
"They're not really bad, they're just... stupid."
"Great. There goes my insurance."
"We did win, didn't we?"
"I'm telling you that ship has got the flight potential of a cement truck."
"I have not yet begun to fight."
"They have Strategic Air Command, nuclear powered submarines, and John Wayne."
"Maybe, you'd better step back and get the big picture here."
"Ain't life a bitch?"
"So if your doorbell rings, and nobody's there, that was no Martian. It's Halloween."
"What's the problem? Just vaporise; everyone, everything, boof, mission accomplished, medals, awards, a parade, next!"
"We goofed, we erred, we misinterpreted the data at hand!"
"Prepare to die, Earth scum! Prepare to die, Earth scum! I'm gonna make sure they carve that on your tombstone!"
"Kids, 3D and driving don't mix."
"Mars, Mars is my home. Where everyone's short just like me."
"Let me tell you something. One false move and kaboom! You'll be going home in several more pieces than you arrived."
"But, why? Why would Mars want to attack the puny, insignificant forces of Earth?"
"We've never done this before, idiot!"
"All right, that's it! Mom's gonna hear about this!"
"Who taught you to drive, ya moron?"