Disney gods meet Percy Jackson gods:
PJ Zeus looked at Disney Zeus: "As if you were better, you also cheated on your wife!"
Disney Zeus looked offended: "What!! They are all mine and Hera's children!" Pointing at his Olympians.
PJ Apollo looked at the other Apollo and Artemis like the other gods. Hermes and the like: "What?"
PJ Athena looks at her: "Wait, the books here say that my mother here is Metis too, and for the twins, Leto or Hermes' mother is Maia."
Disney Hera blushed when she heard the names and what her husband said.
It took PJ Aphrodite a while to get it, and then she laughed and laughed. The other PJ Gods were just confused.
Disney Hera had a blush on her face, how could her husband just say that!
Apollo looked confused: "I don't get it."
PJ Aphrodite finally stopped laughing and told them: "That means people like Leto or something like that is Hera's role-playing name. Like, you are both children, and her RP used those names."
Disney Zeus ended up staying Zeus, and PJ's divine children of Zeus just turned green and wanted to leave the room.
Disney Zeus, hugging his blushing wife: "Just because you are afraid of not pleasing your wife, you walk around. I know I can do it, and I can do it again anytime!"










