I decided to do my own sentence starts for once. So here goes!
All credit of the lines goes to the amazing and talented Josh Johnson. Please check him out when you can! Josh Johnson Sentence Starters (Part 1)
"Please don't do wire or check fraud."
"My baby would never stab someone to death."
"The one thing a grandma is not is a snitch."
"You can make me pay back the money but, you can't take the burritos out of me."
"When you hit someone with a book it makes it feel like the book is in on the fight."
"The thing about a microwave is that when it's coming at you in the air; it's all corners."
"That dude got hit in the head with the popcorn button."
"You might have a ceiling fan behind you right now. Don't judge me."
"He had like a Superman head, had a He-Man body, with the feet of a horse."
"Do y'all ever wonder if the first Chiropractor was just bad at murder?"
"I saw a man eat an apple bottom up."
"I'm not proud of it at all, but that is when I thought to myself 'alright we gotta kill him.' "
"Unless you feel like fighting, no."
"I once went on this hike against my will."
"We are going to go to the United Nations Of Fun."
"I'm just gonna make sure you're not winning so much you kill em."












