#rpf rambles

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The concept that Novak began to regularly like Jack’s IG post after Andy being Jack’s new coach was announced…wdym he even liked Jack’s shoes ad huh 🤔

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It's so fucked up that baseball rpf is (although larger than it has been in a long time at least, and I'm a jays guy so i can complain less than many people can lol) so small bc there are so many incredible things that can be done with baseball as a setting and a situation and the people who play it. And then there are few enough rpfers that sometimes i realize I have to do something about some of these ideas and i am notttttt qualified. I like my rpf but wow i do not know how to write and yet nobody more capable than me is ever going to do anything about this. So now i have to 😭😭😭

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hi there cctv in jannik's house again. unfortunately the video of jacknik private pasta date course was deleted from my storage by alex meliss for some unknown reasons but i managed to recover the backup and even with their conversation on that day:

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incorrect musinner quotes vol.2

(inspired by this)

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Producer: We got some handbags here about fighting for the No.1 position of janhusband emergency contact of Jannik Sinner. Jannik, what’s your choice?

Round 1:

Jannik: Pfff… Tough question. Both of them are very good friends of mine and they both named me as their best friend. Hard to pick one from them, no? Well…maybe I’ll give the point to Hubi because he named me first😁 But I also have a great rela-[long pause] friendship with Jack.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~JACK 0-1 HUBI~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Round 2:

Jannik: Another tricky one…People asked them to tell something negative about me, but they both didn’t answer the question…Hehe! Pfff…this time I’ll go for Jack maybe. Emmm, Hubi said he could see me in the rear view mirror. He’s implying me driving slower than him, which is not true!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~JACK 1-1 HUBI~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Producer: Ok now it’s 1-1. It’s a BO3 game so we will need the third set to decide…

Jannik: Well…I don’t think there will be a winner even after a 20 points tiebreaker. Let me just add them both to my emergency contact list. That’s a win-win😄We are good.

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Novak: Andy I know we divorced before Jack was born and you went through a hard time to bring up him all by yourself but I need to know whether Jack is our kid or someone else’s. Jannik told me he’s dating Jack I need to make sure there are no ethic problems…

Andy: Huh. Jannik has cooked pasta for Jack since three years ago, now you suddenly care about the ethic problem after I decided to coach Jack?😒

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Jacknik matchy matchy boyfriends college au where they met in the university library during the exam week and jack was the one who spent all day in reading 10 pages of textbook while jannik the cute ginger boy sitting opposite to jack just quietly finished a book, which attracted jack, but after he chatted up jannik successfully jannik told jack he was reading LeBron James all day. ​And when jannik decided to take jack to where he lived for making out he totally forgot he had a roommate in the house called opelka.

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i think i have forgotten how to write. this is not good because i sure would like to be writing. perhaps even my fic that i am so scared i will never finish. ough. how does anybody write ever please send help