#rpf warning

[mikeyrrevenge]

[gem4plys]

sumetimes i imagine my nf/o being canceled 4 dating a minor ( wich is ME ofc hehe 👀 )

[disturbuniverse]

obsessed with the fact that (ostensibly completely unplanned) hud con and k all rolled up a) looking amazing b) all dressed in some type of sheer fabric. what a delightful hint of united front being shown

[mack-will]

i just know mack is so happy for will right now. i can feel it

[mangocurist]

SHARPLOW RPFIS REAL icant believe im ur first rpf ask omg. holy fuck ur mind works in beautiful ways everything u just said made somuch sense to me.

ok hear me out vidcon happens and the whole str squad pulls up EXCEPT jude cuz he has finals or smth like that and they. do streams tgt and twirps is making it OBVIOUS he wants that cookie, like sticking to sharps side, playing w and braiding her hair and jude can only watch from thousands of miles away sulking and clueless to what could be happening behind the cam. sharp being the princess she is is absolutely oblivous to this.

thankfully the stars align for jude and his exams finish 1-2 days prior to vidcon ending and he frantically books a ticket right to where sharp is, not telling anyone besides like tai that he is coming. he waits until they start streaming again before knocking on the door and surprising everyone, mainly sharp and esp. twirps. he doesnt say anything besides a short acknowledgement to them all and goes straight to sharp and pulls her aside. next time any of them see her she is all flushed with very obvious purposefully done hickeys on her neck. and jude with a big fat evil smile on his face looking directly at twirps

exhibitionism.... hmm... normally jude is a hugeee exhibitionist, especially w his grandiose traps and his tendency to show off and embarrass people, i feel like despite not being super into it specifically with sharp cuz he is a overprotective selfish mf, jude would indulge into it on certain occasians w her, like when sharp is really pissing him off &/or someone else is going for her, he purposefully chooses a "secluded" area at spawn and goes to town on her, purposefully moaning louder & fucking her loudly and shes too out of it to notice the small crowd of people forming near them cuzof the sounds they make.

wall of text again loll. also goodluck on ur upcoming exams btdubs!!!

🎰 hii

OKAY HI 🎰 im sorry for taking so long to get to this and lowkey keeping this ask hostage but i wanted to be sure i had ample time to sit down and answer this ask properly . honestly im not that surprised because like damn rpf is hard sometimes. its a lot easier to throw a stack of cubes into fantastical scenarios than it is to smash 2 grown men together and make them kiss and i feel theres still a lot of people who havet really gotten past the mental hurdle of separating real person fiction from actually speculating about the ccs lives. which is like a whole other can of worms but whatever. right. we're here to talk about sharplow being freaks

im really really enthralled by the idea of jude just watching the streams just to seethe at twirps and sharp sitting too cloely together. hes on his main account and everything and saying hi to them and laughing along in chat- and he likes seeing sharps excited reactions to seeing him, grinning extra wide just for him. he sees twirps' subtly upset expression from behind sharp and for a second he feels darkly satisfied at the fact that sharp is His and not twirps, wven if theyre not exactly planning on telling anyone just yet- but then twirps has a handon his girls shoulder and hes pulling sharp in to whisper something in his ear, that has him giggling softly as well and jude whiteknuckles his keyboard at the sight of it.

he calls sharp everynight that hes at vidcon and jude cant go- he knows sharp got a single room, so its not like twirps is in the room snoring away beside him or anything, but its just nice to see his princess and know that he's still thinking of jude, even while judes all the way in boston.

when he finally gets his hands on his girl again, jude's first reaction is to bury his teeth in sharp's neck, tugging down the collar of his stupidly cute hello kitty shirt as sharp squirms in his arms, turning to putty as jude touches him where he knows its good. he's missed him so, so much- missed running his hands through sharps pretty hair, missed getting to count each eyelash against his cheek when sharp was asleep beside him, missed having him there with him, solid and present. their height difference makes it more than easy for jude to leave as many marks as he wants on the elegant slope of sharp's neck, because no matter where his princess turns, jude can find a better spot to suckle at. whn they finally make it back into the living room, sharp flushes red when he notices the camera on and everyone turning to look at them while jude just grins proudly, narrowing his eyes when he notices the frown on twirps' face. honestly.! they should count themselves lucky he didnt just take his princess and went to go fuck him silly while they were entertaining the stream.

++ for the exhibitionist part i dont have enough ennergy to rly write anyting on it but. Ouggg thats so good thank you for the food... ahaha i can imagine how petulant sharp would get over it afterward. he likes havijg attention on him but he likes being feared more, and if people are going around just being perverts around him then that kiiiinda undermines his whole thing. cause of that he doesnt let jude touch him for a month after because hes a prissy grumpy cat and jude very nearly goes insane over it LMAO

[airazorafterdark]

Another Horny Fankhx Moodboard

I was bouncing around Dirty Rhythm, I Want To Be Your Victim, Animal, Baby Talks Dirty, Frustrated, I Need Love, Tough Love, and a few other songs with totaaalllly no correlation.

Sorry if it’s a little messy.

[jennatheratking]

ik i don’t have many followers but i hope tagging helps me in this regard. so if somebody can recommend me some good toost (or joostommy, how do you wanna put it) content, be it fics or art or whatever, pls comment or throw an ask!! i’m literally starving here.

don’t mind jeest or käsh recs bc i enjoy those too but there’s just something about joost x tommy that makes me foam at the mouth. tumblr help me.

[morbidemeritus]

I'll never understand this fandoms bad views on many topics, but especially RPF. Like that is the tamest thing to get upset about, smh.

Anyways, i am humbly requesting to hear more of your thoughts on Marybias. Anything, i'll take crumbs👏

i can understand the take on parasocial-ness, or sexual harassment due to fandom misconceptions about their fav, but i don’t actually believe the things i write about 😭 i also don’t post these things under the tags for tf or mg, because i understand why the topics i write about would be bothersome to fans who aren’t into dddne, ykwim? i think its pretty ignorant of people to post their proship or dddne content under the public ghost tags because you are subjecting people who aren’t in this space, + minors to the content but that is just my opinion.

anywhosie, marybias!

my favorite kind of marybias is daddaughter puppy mary. i think mary makes a cute pet, and i’m talking like wears a collar and her dad feeds her from a cute dog bowl and she has her own cage. i hc mary to be autistic because i am and its comforting and relatable, so her being a pup is very charming to me because i think she finds comfort in being her dads little pet.

whether they are actually related or not tobias is mary’s father, he cares for her as such. he handles her education, nurtures her interest in music, takes her to nice restaurants and lets her have whatever she wants, takes such good care of his girl. when tobias has company over mary shuffles into her cage and plays games on a handheld console her daddy got her, staying quiet till dinner where her dad will fill her bowl and deliver it to her in her cage.

sometimes if mary really likes her daddy’s friends, i love james het, tobias will allow them to fuck her little hole, praising her while she takes a fat cock and whines all pretty getting stretched open. she thanks her dad and his friends for playing with her, and licks their cocks clean when they’re done.

i also loveee religious marybias, the reason for their relationship being some creepy culty honor thy father shit, mary being seen as an angel sent to tobias to be his doting wife and daughter. i’m so fond of mary in white, with her father groping her during a baptism. he’s allowed to marry his daughter because that’s what god wants for them.

i have a million other thoughts i cowrite with a group of friends like the hunter au, sick!mary, mommy terzo and daddy tobias with their mary, glasses!mary, farmgirl!mary, ABO marybias, and a million more ideas that r mostly coined by @pissfields who is a mastermind ;3