#rpg joke

[the-random-hamlet]

Not Mine. Thought to Share.

[autie-j]

I just need 100 more XP before I can upgrade my autism attribute point.

[vliegendeegel]

A Ranger walks into a bar with a sleek, dangerous panther.

“That’s a fine looking animal companion you’ve got there,” the bartender says. “Where did you get it?”

“My party freed a genie, and we each got a wish in reward. I asked for a panther to keep me company during my hunting and adventuring.”

Moments later a Druid walks into a bar, with a huge, imposing bear. He sits next to the Ranger and the bartender says: “What an amazing bear!”

“Thank you,” the Druid says. “I got it from a genie. I wished for a sturdy, trustworthy companion to protect me during my quests.”

Finally, a Barbarian in torn clothing stumbles into the bar, walking oddly, and crashes onto a bench.

“That’s our third party member,” the Ranger says.

“Oh?” the bartender says. “What did he wish for?”

The Barbarian groans. “I wished for ‘a fucking dragon to ride’.”