Sep 25, 2015
psa: you are beautiful even if you don't fit society's 'perfect' mould !!
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psa: you are beautiful even if you don't fit society's 'perfect' mould !!
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dexay had been lying on the sofa for about an hour now; they had nothing to do and it was the weekend, so they had plenty of time to themselves. the silence emanating in the room was not bulky or tense, it was amiable and light, both boys were basking in each other’s company and that was all that was needed. “do you ever wanna have kids???” dex muses totally nonchalantly, head rested on day’s lap, until he realises his faux pas. “well, i mean, i’m not, i-” he shoots up, clearing his throat. he really needed to work on his conversation skills. looking day in the eyes, he giggles, marginally flustered. “i didn’t mean it like that. i just meant, you know, what if we did?? yes, i get how biology works. but imagine their accent.” dex’s eyes don’t flicker from day’s as he smiles tenderly, a scarce motive on his behalf. “just imagine. i don’t know what you’re saying most of the time. when i first heard you in real life i was convinced i wasn’t the foreign one, y’know?? well, imagine that mixed with my accent. i could teach them bulgarian so they can curse without you knowing, and you can teach them,” he cocks his eyebrow. “wait, where are you from again??” he shakes his head, laughing faintly. “what?? i have no idea where that is. you expect me to remember everything??? but anyway, you can teach them stuff from there.” dex rests his head back down on day’s lap again which had gradually been lowering throughout the conversation, his eyelids fluttering to a close, voice lowering to a faint whisper. “we should have kids when we’re older, shouldn’t we?? give them a chance to have a better childhood than we did, but not in the pushy, aggressive way. yeah, that’d be cool. but, jesus, imagine how fuckin’ tall they’d be.”
Monster
“n-no, i didn’t.” judas stammered anxiously, glaring down at his hands. his friends were all very understanding, and most of them were total sweethearts, they really were, but when they got mad at him about matty, jesus; judas doesn’t like to envision what would occur if he really ticked them off some day. “i didn’t!! you don’t believe me, do you??” he grabs flo by the wrist into the kitchen to prove his apparent innocence. “listen, water can be off-yellow sometimes. we live in california, we’re in a draught.” he states with such conviction that he almost convinces himself, but alas, judas simply cannot justify his actions, so with a deep breath, he lets out a frustrated grunt. “okay. okay, fucking fine!! i was the one that put MONSTER in matty’s water bowl!! i just, i mean, i- so, he was looking tired and i don’t think he’s getting enough calories and nutrition from the healthy shit flo tries to feed him, so i thought, hey, there’s no fat in this and if i can drink it, why can’t he??” judas bursts, finally professing his great crimes, eyes bulging and lips pursed. the fat chihuahua waddles over to the skinny man and he picks him up, cradling the pig in his arms like a baby. “no one told me it could kill him.” he mutters, walking away from the godforsaken bowl, leaving matty to explain the rest for himself.
flin <3
who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa: lin does, and she blushes until flick distracts people from her so she doesn’t feel so embarrassed.
who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them: they probably redecorated their house/apartment so they drew F.K <3 L.R all over the wall with paint and pens and pencils and drew a bunch of cute shit before they put wallpaper over it so the next person to re-decorate can find it. lin probably also has it all over her college binder.
who starts the tickle fights: flick probably does, and because lin is shy around everyone except her she just, gives in and then they probably take it too far because they’re both cute and extra.
who starts the pillow fights: they have cute ‘sleepovers’ and watch movies and braid eachother’s hair and wear face masks and do makeup and, of course, they pillow fight relentlessly.
who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile: lin, because it still takes her a little bit of time to get used to such a serious relationship so she just likes to make sure it isn’t a joke and take some time to reflect.
who mistakes salt for sugar: flick, especially when people come around. lin’s a great liar too, so she just backs her up and claims it’s a new, organic sugar to help you lose weight they got.
who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning: flick, especially when matty stays over. lin doesn’t mind on the inside, but she probably still half-asleep yells at her.
who comes up with cheesy pick up lines: flick, and lin gets all blushy and cutesy and stuttery. especially when she does it in public.
who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order: lin. she likes to have everything totally pristine incase they get visitors but it all gets fucked up by the end of the week anyway.
who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies: they both do. sometimes they pretend they’ve put pot in the brownies then take them to judo’s house/apartment and watch judas pretend to be high.
who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion: lin loves yankee candles and offbrand candles so the fireplace, desks, tables, windowsills and kitchen tops are just covered in different smelling candles.
who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen: lin lets flick draw on her because she’s always looking for new tattoos, so why not let her give her some ideas??
who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation: once again, they steal from judo’s stash and act confused when they complain about their collection getting smaller.
who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines: they probably both do when they’re lying in bed like an old married couple.
noxon-lee
who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa: leon-lee does and then just stares blankly and sadly (as per usual) until nox opens it for him the right way.
who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them: nox did it once and accidentally just put L.N. (instead of L-L.N.) and leon-lee got worried that she was cheating on him, so she’s never done it again just incase she fucks up.
who starts the tickle fights: nox. and leon-lee smiles but it’s still really sadly so, whilst they’re actually having fun, it just doesnt seem like it.
who starts the pillow fights: they both do. and then leon-lee gets sad because he lost both his parents because they were beaten to death in a fight with a mexican and an australian and then he cries himself to sleep really quietly.
who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile: nox obviously, leon-lee doesn’t know how to smile affectionately.
who mistakes salt for sugar: leon-lee does and then he gets sad and cries in nox’s arms because his father liked salt in his tea because he was a strong russian fighter who didn’t believe in sweetness.
who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning: leon-lee does and, bitch you guessed it, he cries because the loud noises startle him. nox can’t go to firework displays on bonfire’s night anymore.
who comes up with cheesy pick up lines: nox does and they make leon-lee smile for a bit but he has no humour at all so he can’t reply with any and that makes him very emotional.
who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order: leon-lee does. he’s a perfectionist and it really pisses nox off because he takes all of the books out of the bookshelf then rearranges them at least twice a week.
who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies: leon-lee is lactose intolerant and also coeliac so they can’t make brownies.
who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion: leon-lee has an irrational phobia of fire because his father used to have the fire up to the highest heat and he felt like he was melting so he can’t be near flames.
who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen: leon-lee got ink poisoning so nox can’t do that anymore. so instead he draws on her then gets frustrated and cries because he can’t draw.
who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation: leon-lee is an agoraphobe.
who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines: leon-lee’s father taught him that surveys are self obsessive and wrong so he doesn’t do them. nox does. and they tell her that she should break up with him but she can’t because he’s so sad.
dexay (:
who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa: both of them probably do but they both understand and don’t point it out because they’d probably end up killing eachother.
who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them: DEX OBVIOUSLY. he’d doodle all over his desk and books at school about a whirlwind romance with day martin and when people would ask him who the initials stood for he’d tell them all about his great girlfriend ‘dolores martinez from venezuela’ and how great she was and how she liked to sing and how much she loved him. the only person who knew what they stood for was flick who probably exposed him a couple times and he got all flustered and blushy.
who starts the tickle fights: day. and dex is probably like, really pissed for about a second and claims he has no tickle spots and thinks they’re just wasting time and then he’s giggling like crazy and loving every second of it and day is just like “bitch.”.
who starts the pillow fights: they both do. they might be arguing or disputing something in bed (’we literally just had matty stay with us two days ago.’ ‘i dont care, he’s better company than you.’ ‘take that back.’ ‘never.’) and then suddenly, cute fluffy boyfriends hitting eachother with pillows.
who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile: dex is an insomniac who can only fall asleep in his true love’s arms (<3) so he often just rests his head on day’s chest and syncs their breathing and looks up at his impeccable jawline and loves every second of it.
who mistakes salt for sugar: day probably does it deliberately to piss off dex but he just drinks it like, ‘fuck you, this is no big deal’.
who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning: once again, day does it to take the piss but dex just blissfully ignores it.
who comes up with cheesy pick up lines: day, of course. he’s the singer-songwriter in the relationship, he’s the king of fake deep cheesy romance lines. and dex loves it.
who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order: dex when he’s listening to day singing or even just talking so day doesn’t have to see his awfully prominent hearteyes.
who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies: dex probably holds up the spoon for day to lick and then just, says or does something totally crude or presses the spoon on his nose then runs away like a total ass.
who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion: both of them do. especially when matty stays. they’re probably one of those couples that love yankee candles.
who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen: dex draws about day and day writes about dex. it’s only fair.
who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation: they probably steal them from judo’s apartment to make them seem like they’re constantly on vacation if people come around.
who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines: dex likes to find stuff about day in magazines and reads it to him and they end up cuddling and just, reading and talking and they probably do couple surveys and they come out negative but they don’t care because they’re PERFECT FOR EACHOTHER even if people disagree.
judo !
who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa: both of them probably do, but when flo does it, judas laughs like it’s the funniest thing ever and then immediately does exactly the same thing and gets all defensive about it when flo starts laughing.
who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them: flo, because judas has really bad arthritis which he controls with medication, so doodling isn’t one of his favourite past times. besides ‘flr <3 jdm’ looks cute anyway.
who starts the tickle fights: judas. and then matty waddles over and ruins the whole thing.
who starts the pillow fights: once again, judas. especially when they’re being intimate in bed because he can’t take anything serious ever.
who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile: judas probably boasts about being able to stay up late, but then falls asleep in like a minute so flo.
who mistakes salt for sugar: when the rest of the ot8 came to visit judo’s new apartment, judas took it in his own hands to brew teas and coffees for everyone. he’s not the most intelligent man alive, so he accidentally picked up some salt that he was going to make matty’s food with and put however many tea-spoons each person wanted into their cups. luckily, judas doesn’t take sugar (or salt for that matter) so he was blissfully unaware until everyone started gagging and yelling at him and he probably cried and flo had to comfort him even though her mouth was dry from the salt.
who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning: matty does when he’s making matty’s midnight (plus an hour) snacks, and flo pretends not to hear but she hears. she knows.
who comes up with cheesy pick up lines: flo probably does, and it probably takes judas a good five minutes to figure them out before he laughs and gets super flustered.
who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order: flo because judas’ attention span isn’t long enough for that. plus he’s never willingly read a book outside of school, they’re mainly for flo and decoration.
who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies: they take turns, but they go way too far until they’ve almost eaten the whole bowl of mix and their stomachs get all achy and they give the rest of the bowl to matty who happily demolishes the whole thing.
who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion: judas. all i’m going to say is rest in peace to all those innocent tablecloths.
who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen: judas keeps telling flo he wants tattoos so when he’s bored and they’re laying on the couch (and matty is with uncle day and uncle dex) she doodles on his fine italian skin.
who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation: both of them spend ridiculous amounts of money on shitty souvenir magnets every time they go somewhere, even though their fridge isn’t even magnetic.
who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines: judas because he loves to read magazines and gossip, so flo acquiesces and they both have fun making up fake personalities and taking the piss out of eachother.
*strugglin to get thru laughter* THANKS *laughin even harder* *Cant do a thanks impression*
i was . DYING it was 2 fuccin hot and i was too. emotional i couldnt deal