Have some incorrect quotes of my au because why not:
Nardo: I feel like the world would be better if I'd never been born Mikey: Aw... that's not true. Nardo: Really? Mikey: It'd be exactly the same. You're not important
Raph: Any idiot would know that Nardo: I knew that! Raph: See?
Don: Nice rock. Mikey: Thanks! Nardo gave it to me Nardo: I threw it at you! Mikey: Isn't he the sweetest?
Nardo: Even Tello and I have been getting closer. The other day, he gave me half of his sandwich. Don: I mistook him for a garbage can.
Nardo: *screams* Raph: *screams louder to establish dominance* Don: Should we do something? Mikey: No, I wanna see who wins.
Nardo, Mikey, Don: *sitting on a bench* Raph: Why are you guys so sad? Nardo: Sit down so we can tell you Don: The bench is freshly painted.
2012 Leo: Nardo, we tried things your way. Nardo: No we didn't! Leo: I did it in my head, and it didn't work.











