BWOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!
Blubert: ...This is bad.
Blubert: ATTENTION BLUE DEPT! We have a serious situation on our hand. We are entering code Red so pay close attention to what I am about to say!
Blubert: This rumbling that you feel appears to be coming from the Red Dept. While it would normally be best to investigate this if my hunch is correct then we have no spare time. It appears that Red has become enraged and when that happens he will blindly tear down anything and everything in his path. He has the power to bring down this entire building with everyone inside so the employees of REM are in serious danger.
We need to evacuate everyone immediately.
Blubert: HERE ARE YOUR ORDERS!
You are to go through the building and evacuate every employee. Make sure they exit the building and get to a safe distance. If its not too late start with the Red Dept. and get everyone out there and work your way up. While there is bound to be some panic do your best to have everyone escape in a calm and orderly fashion. The tremors will likely cause unstable flooring and debris to come from the ceiling and walls so please be careful.
Do not worry about the Dept. Heads. I will alert them to the situation and have them assist in the evacuation. NOW MOVE OUT!!