Dear drivers who tried to kill me this weekend on 690, 490 and the thruway to Buffalo,
Dear drivers who tried to kill me this weekend on 690, 490 and the thruway to Buffalo, FUCKING LEARN TO DRIVE! Do NOT immediately cross into the far lane when you merge into highway traffic to get around some slow guy as I AM IN THAT FREAKING LANE! Also, please be a better judge at how far away I am before you decide you need to be in my lane, you stupid cunt bitch! At that speed, if you aren't careful, my car could be wearing yours! Not as kinky as it sounds as you'd be fucking dead! And finally, check your blind spot before you change lane, Jackass! That means LOOK OVER YOUR FUCKING SHOULDER! Thanks for not killing me and making me hate people and driving even more.
Love always, Carie