👀 + Ruben finds Hector's siren sway very intriguing (and a bit familiar to his own), but more than anything Ruben is curious whether or not this merman's trident is the same size as his. He would enjoy seeing if the mermen from the present measure up to those from the past. (from @rubenfuentes)
The General doubts very much you suited modern gentlemen even carry tridents anymore--something about back in his day (...) you and your offices, your high-rise glass buildings, your corporations... but, you know. Surprise him. Maybe lawyers have three-teeth worth a damn as well.
With him, it's hard to know if you're gonna have sex or gladiatorial combat. It's both, he's lying to you, he knows exactly what Ruben meant. Show up naked and armed.











