#ruby modine being extra

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Ruby Mediocre tagging Cam in a tweet but it's also a link to some You Tube video. Can't she just text him the link directly? Or does she have a compulsion to remind people they're a thing? I worry her next attempt is going to be getting knocked up wiht a panic baby since he's probably leaving to shoot at least one of his movies soon.

She could text it to him but she’s worried about that age old philosophical thought experiment: if you send a text to someone and an audience of twitter followers weren’t around to see it, did it really happen?

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I think it's awfully strange there seemed to be a photographer right there to capture Can kissing Ruby's chin apparently right at midnight on NYE but what do I know? Also about your answer to an anon about her hoping to get a role on Gotham, her dad did tweet about that once. I get the feeling Roobles was silent about this week's ep because they broke up the 1st time when he was shooting it. It'll be interesting to see if she tries to grab attention when the next episode is on.

Oh my god. Most of the time IDGAF about Cam and his dating life, or Cam at all to be honest.. but this is so ridiculous, I can feel myself being reeled right in. I hate-watched pretty much all of Shameless 7 and I still live for dem 710 kisses, so clearly I am a weak ass bitch with  no willpower or resolve. 

I am a sucker for this shit!

So, Ruby Mediocre’s familial connections maybe weren’t enough so she branched out on her own to lock down a trendy actor boyfriend to score her some publicity? Bless. You go girl!

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Ruby is so annoying....

Ruby would be less annoying if she stopped talking about things she doesn’t know about. Like Mickey. 

She can’t help it though; she’s fallen victim to Shameless’ Mickey Milkovich War and Sex thought-reprogramming technology (MMWSTRT for short). It’s quite a rigourous program that involves watching all the lovely Mickey and Ian scenes while being forced to listen to Justin Bieber’s entire catalogue and that crazy frog ringtone from way back in the day when mobile phones were considered cool if they had Snake on them.

Stronger minds than Ruby have fallen before this technique; afterall, Cam declared Mickey a murderer way back in July and he’s been there from the start. So really, what chance did a noob such as Roobs ever have against the Shameless thought police?

When Lip finally cheats on Sierra, Roobs will fade further into obscurity, only appearing infrequently in Cameron’s instagram, by which time Shameless will hopefully have been cancelled, Noel Fisher will have inherited the earth and everything will be right with the world, once more.

Have faith, anon!