Imagine making a home-cooked meal for [insert fav Bad Omens boy here] when he gets home from tour. It's really late and he fully expected you to be asleep already but you're in the kitchen making a meal for him. You know he probably hasn't had a proper meal in weeks.
You don't hear him come in, you just feel his arms wrap around you from behind.
"I thought you'd be asleep already," he'd say burying his face in your hair.
You awkwardly turn around and wrap your hands around his neck.
"You deserve a good meal after a long tour." You give him a soft kiss on his lips that quickly turns heated. Not only has he not had a proper meal in over a month, but he also hasn't had you in over a month.
You pull away, telling him to wait till after dinner cuz the food's gonna get cold. He looks you up and down, a smirk on his face before asking if he "could have dessert before dinner".
You can decide where it goes from there 🤭