Feb 27, 2013
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It's all fun and games until someone makes a dead nepeta joke
what if every time you farted instead of a nasty wet sound your butt cheeks played jazz
omfg why did i get 2,211 notes for saying boston bostoff im crying so hard
i cant watch action movies with my dad anymore because every time a cop does something wrong his police senses go off the fricking charts.
I can't stop fucking laughing I was lying on a pillow and my grandma was like, "put a pillow sheet on you're gonna get your hair all of the pillow" so I took the sheet and tied it on my head so it tied around my neck and my grandma stared at me for a long time and said, "oh my god you look like a peasant take that off."
*Baby arrives 20 minutes late out of womb with starbucks*
Mom: I'm going to stop drinking soda.
Mom: *Drinks root beer*
Me: You're drinking soda right now, though.