#rufkat

[riflesquiddle]

((Evan wanted Jadekat and Rufkat for the ship thing but his browser's broken so I'm putting it here.))

Jadekat

Drinks all of the coffee: Karkat

Brings up adopting a pet: Jade

Kills the bugs: Jade lol

Cooks the meals: Jade probably

Starts getting into holidays way before they should: Jade

Initiates the couple selfies: Jade

Forgets the birthdays and anniversaries: Jade

Always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping: Karkat

Nicknames the other: Well your Karkat calls Jade Jadathan and she hates it so...

Rufkat

Drinks all of the coffee: Karkat

Brings up adopting a pet: Rufio

Kills the bugs: Karkat

Cooks the meals: Karkat

Starts getting into holidays way before they should: Idk I guess Rufio?

Initiates the couple selfies: Rufio

Forgets the birthdays and anniversaries: Rufio

Always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping: Idk again... I'll go with Karkat I guess?

Nicknames the other: Rufio

[unhealthydoctors]

What if karkat was scared of heights but rufioh didn't know so he kept on asking him. Eventually he succumbed to it. But whenever they got up in the air Karkat was fucking terrified, he didn't say anything though. A few months later Rufioh found out about his fear of heights and felt really bad about taking him up. But he wouldn't stop apologizing about it so to make Rufioh shut up he awkwardly initiated the first kiss between the two of them.

o hmy god...

[unhealthydoctors]

What if whenever Karkat got really upset Rufioh would go to the nearest ice cream shop, buy like three fucking cones for karkat and one for himself and they would watch friends on netflix for the rest of the night while cuddling the hell out of each other.

mom, holy fuck

[unhealthydoctors]

I don't have a fluffcanon but I do remember Karkles being irritated that he and Kanaya were the only ones that couldn't fly. Imagine Ruf flyin him around. X3

yasssss

[leijonnepurrta]

((you should already know which one i want you to do for the ship meme tbh

(( if im right from watching my dash im going with rufkat? 

who’s the cuddler: karkat!

who makes the bed: rufioh

who wakes up first: hmm.. rufioh

who has the weird taste in music: fuCKING BOTH OF THEM but rufioh the most i guess

who is more protective: karkat 

who sings in the shower: karkat

who cries during movies: karkat

who spends the most while out shopping: proobably rufioh

who kisses more roughly: both of them maybe? i guess karkat would be a bit more rough but :?

who is more dominate: i feel like they'd switch it up???????

my rating of the ship from 1-10: 5-6 because im not sure what quad this is for and because id never really considered shipping it :0 ))

[riflesquiddle]

((fOR THE SHIP THING RUFKAT SINCE I'M TRASH

((Like I say every time you send me this ship, I don't know Rufio very well, so if he's ooc... *shrug*))

Gives nose/forehead kisses- Karkat

Gets jealous the most- Rufio

Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive- Karkat

Takes care of on sick days- Karkat

Drags the other person out into the water on beach day- Rufio

Gives unprompted massages- Rufio because heaven knows Karkat needs them

Drives/rides shotgun- I can imagine Karkat throwing fits if he doesn't drive

Brings the other lunch at work- Karkat I guess?

Has the better parental relationship- .............. (Hypothetically, Rufio)

Embarrassingly drunk dancer- Rufio

Still cries watching Titanic- You KNOW it's gonna be Karkat

Firmly believes in couples costumes- I can't see Karkat doing this so Rufio I guess

Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas- Rufio

Makes the other eat breakfast- Rufio

Remembers anniversaries- Karkat

Brings up having kids- well... trolls but.... Karkat I guess

[riflesquiddle]

A SHIP MEME? YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS, R-U-F-K-A-T))

((You should know by now that I have no emotions toward rufkat lol.

collects rocks: I can't really see either of them doing this?

takes pictures of the other while they’re asleep: Both

gets drunk and breaks shit: Karkat

can’t swim: Rufio

remembers to feed the fish: Karkat

puts up Christmas decorations in November: Karkat

sends inappropriate texts and SnapChats while the other is in a meeting: Rufio

makes Sims just to drown them in the pool: Karkat

brings the other coffee at work: Karkat

takes gym locker room selfies: Rufio

signs them up for tennis lessons and a salsa-making class: Karkat

forgets to charge the other’s iPad and leaves it dead on the coffee table: Rufio))

[riflesquiddle]

WAIT UR DOING A SHIP MEME I DIDN'T KNOW DO RUFKAT DO RUFKAT))

((I posted it 18 hours ago but I just got another one so I might as well continue lol. I don't know Rufio all that well, so there won't be very many comments, but *shrug*

who’s the cuddler: Karkat

who makes the bed: Karkat

who wakes up first: Rufio

who has the weird taste in music: Rufio- he's got weeaboo songs from Damara and stuff

who is more protective: Rufio

who sings in the shower: Karkat

who cries during movies: Karkat

who spends the most while out shopping: Rufio on animes and stuff?

who kisses more roughly: Rufio probably idk

who is more dominate: Rufio b/c he's older I guess

my rating of the ship from 1-10: Like a 2 idk