Day 1: Something horrific and bizarre is happening, everyone's terrified, and nobody can explain it.
Day 2: I knew I should have stayed home yesterday. They're telling everyone to stay inside now... Is something going to happen to me, because I went out yesterday? Why is the sky that color?
Day 5: The experts are still arguing and making things up. Usually we'd be hearing pretty much the same story on all the news outlets by now. Online I'm seeing rumors of "fake humans," whatever that is.
Day 8: Fake humans are on the news now. How is this shit happening IRL, this is some horror movie shit!
Day 14: Damn, I want some real food. But the sky and the fake humans and the news reports scare me. Wish I could order in, but they shut that down.
Day 15: They're telling us how to tell fake humans from real humans. This is terrifying and seems unreal, but at least the news networks are back to more or less saying the same thing.
Day 16: I've been thinking about these differences that are supposed to let you spot fake humans... I mean, they're all things real humans have. Missing front teeth? That youth pastor when I was in junior high, we all heard the story about how he got his front teeth punched out when he was 19. And what if... there's no way to be sure!
Day 18: Are the fake humans even real? The photos of dead fake humans just look like dead real humans. I'm gonna have nightmares from seeing all that blood and grue, I should never have looked that up.
Day 23: They keep coming out with more "differences," and it's just stuff that real people have. What the fuck is going on??
Day 24: They're saying that fake humans have fluffy hair that's softer than normal human hair... I'm going to die.
Someone in the building is gonna remember the time I let everyone feel my hair, and they're gonna drag me out and kill me.
Why are they saying this stuff? Why isn't anybody questioning it?