#runaway scones

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i’m a strong believer of you don’t need an excuse to dress up or feel special and express yourself and i’m also a strong believer of you’re not obliged to dress up or wear makeup or look some kind of presentable just to leave your house. this means the same establishments near my house have seen me in both full glam fun outfits feeling myself and also the most schlubby greasy and eyebrowless possible. depends on the day.

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oh my god…. he spelled his name with the glasses emoji….. sc👓ter…..

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and since i had the movie downloaded i had to immortalise this clip on my blog because it’s one of my favourite acting moments ever. the exaggerated full-arm-swing points. the way the points start for the benefit of no one. the way he starts screaming Healy with no reason to believe that he would even happen to be within earshot. the ‘geT DOWN HE-YERR!!!’. the way he keeps screaming Healy even when he’s a few feet away. the implication thereof that he’s just been screaming consistently the entire time Healy was coming down the stairs and outside. oh my god it makes me laugh out loud every single time.

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you know how there’s certain people who are just full name people? who always get referred to by their first and last name even casually? just letting you know that in vet clinics there are animal patients who fall into that category too. it could be your pet. you wouldn’t know.

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hate when people are like ‘oh kermit and miss piggy are supposed to be like a perfect relationship but this one moment was pretty toxic’. dawg, they have never for one millisecond in their many year history had a healthy relationship. this is not mickey and minnie. being bad for each other is like. their whole dynamic.

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is NOBODY drawing those two fucking each other???

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the gelphie carabiners….

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the concept of getting these two mugs for your parents