Jun 28, 2024
So I have this fabulous ability to do voices that while sound like a demon possession, are entirely coherent. My mother and I have a running joke where if we are atleast 5 feet away from an unbought lighter, I will look up at her and say "mumther, I crave the flame" in one of these awful voices.
Yesterday we were at Walmart buying groceries at the self check-out when there was a big display of many types of lighters. So naturally, I do my "mumther, I crave the flame" line. Every child with their parent within the immediate area started doing it, and it was beautiful. Even while we were walking out of the store I still heard kids saying "mother, I crave the flame" in their own gremlin voices.
Anyways thanks for coming to my teddy-talky
