#frank woods

[fangs4biting]

i love bell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[bells-t-shots]

i’m so insanely sick rn but my feverish delirium has inspired me to create a masterpiece,, go my bell shitpost

(original image under cut)

[amasweethoneycake]

MY BABY, HE'S SO FUCKEN CUTEEEEEE

[calledannabella]

a job to do

edit: made this a print!

[kitexy]

in my woods era

(Nvm the lack of tattoos)

[coldirons]

they’re practicing for women

[gomzdrawfr]

Merry Christmas

[laswells-ashtray]

Most passionate things they've ranted about while drunk:

John - How much he wanted to suck Nikolai's cock after the man lit his cigarette with John's.

Nikolai - Heli.

Kate - Why her wife is the best wife and why everyone else's wife can suck it because they don't have thighs that can choke her out.

Sarah - Why men shouldn't have nipples.

Simon - Why vapes are the ridiculous jester cousins of cigarettes.

Johnny - Scottish tablet and how he'd offer hole to get some at that very moment.

Kyle - The funniest way to dislocate a jaw.

Rudy - Which Batman is packing the most heat.

Alejandro - Which Batman is packing the most heat. It was a hell of an argument.

Valeria - The stupidity of hairdressers when she has wine, kitchen scissors and a dream.

Graves - Whether it is truly gay to suck dick for twenty dollars or not.

Farah - The best kind of hair tie.

Alex - Why Stone Cold solos The Undertaker.

Adler - Why someone should hand him a cigarette right now.

Woods - Russell Adler isn't a real blonde and he could prove it, probably.

Mason - He might not have killed JFK. No, wait, listen-