#rush usa

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Guys, my fandom desires are coming true. Everything I've wanted since Lucifer season 1 is in the season 5 trailer.

Michael is 100% giving me Dr. William Rush vibes in all ways possible, I am here for it, and I expect all the crossover fanworks.

[kinkykinard]

“You had a panic attack.”

Rush (2014), S01E05

[odettelover]

odette annable in rush s01e10

[fuckyeahtomellis]

Lucifer actor, Tom Ellis out and about– October 2nd, 2014 (x).

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5x02 "Lucifer, Lucifer, Lucifer!" reaction'd w/ spoilers.

August 23rd 2020.

Space, that's a new one. Didn't expect that on a Lucifer budget...

Ah, it's a training facility. That makes more sense on a dime.

Ella to Chloe: "of course I don't miss Lucifer like you miss him. Not in that way..." I double down my 5x01 wager: how much do you bet that Ella will be swooning for bad boy Mike.

Ooooooh, Tom Ellis full body shot, just as the trailer ordered. No wing scars but everything else seems to be in order, Mike. One thing I don't understand though — not that I mind gratuitous nakedness — why is Michael in his birthday suit by a full frontal mirror? He's supposed to be Lucifer's twin, so why would he have to check his reflection while rehearsing his cover? He's either a malignant narcissist or one of his abilities is shape shifting and he's checking his work. Is he a shifter? No, I desperately wanted Azrael to be a shifter.

This just occurred to me, did the writer's room always know that they wanted to include Michael at some point in the show when they wrote "Mike" on Mazikeen's coffee cup all the way back in season 1? If they did, clever manipulative bastards.

Who would make Florida, of all places, their cover story? Except if it's to get another Justified actor cameo. Timothy Olyphant please and thank you.

I had a feeling that Lucifer hates lying because of Michael. He's possibly the biggest rebel of all. Check another box off the prediction/desires list.

So where has Michael been getting his intel all this time? Big brother watching, quite literally creeping?

Did Ella just beat faux-Lucifer...at a crime scene...with her own shoe? That girl is completely Bronx, 100% character all the time. Respect.

Awwwww, Dan finally gets compliments. Sweet. It's too bad it's Michael white-lying is wings off.

Oooooooooh: 2.0 can't compel people's desires. So what can he do?

I am thrilled that they are giving Lauren German more comedic material to deliver. She is devilishly funny.

Sharon Osbourne? Truly! "From one prince of darkness to another." That's going to go in the top five cameo slots this season. One line clicker #1

Dude, every time some witness compliments Lucifer, you can practically see Michael twitch and his neck gets shorter.

"You looked a bit peckish." / "Did you spit in my pudding?" I am rolling on floor, 🤣 the way he consciously licks the spoon. Kevin Alejandro always brings the funny. #2

Ah, there's the Erin Cummings guest role. Kudos.

Trust your gut Chloe, it's not Lucifer! I bet Trixie would rip that facade to shreds immediately.

Whhhattt? Great WWE move Maze. Wowza.

"Humans are smart...especially Chloe Decker" that's my girl-demon-women.

Look at Micky, name-dropping celestials and principalities like its going out of style. Gabriel, Raphael, foreshadowing?

"I pay attention Ms. Mazikeen." Confirmed, Michael be creepin'.

"Since when do you congratulate the convict for serving his sentence?" That is some prison industrial complex, saltier than the salt mines of Utah sibling jealousy bs right there! And I thought Amenadiel had it in for Lucifer, they were practically pals in season one compared to this. This guy's seething. Tom Ellis is crushing it.

Also, fantastic American accent William Rush.

"Playing with a few toys, maybe breaking a few?" Don't you dare you winged terrorist.

No Mazikeen... don't play the manipulation game with this imposter. Round up the troops (Dan - after you break the twin news, Amenadiel, and Linda) and ambush his a***.

Car chase, definitely Lucifer's jam. Too bad he's missing it. :-/

Okay, props to Michael, that was a great angelic flight shot. Also, smart of him to turn Chloe's face in order to conceal his wings.

Nooooooooooooooooooo Mazikeen. Two strikes! We just pulled you back from the dark side two seasons ago from your Cain plot. Don't do it! You're a top notch torturer, but don't do it!

Lovely, a Bezos / Musk dig, absolutely 100% approved. The only thing better is if he could literally appear in hell as an Amazon driver, the same cameo concept as Sharon Osborne. Bless.

Now that's interesting: Michael preys on fear. Does it work on Chloe?

Nope, it finally clicked for Chloe. I think she's playing a double deception now.

Linda: "I told you, Tequila upsets his stomach" one-liner #3

Oh Decker, you are the MOST AWKWARD SEDUCTRESS EVER! That's how I know this is 1000% a double deception, your undercover roles are always over the top.

Is Michael making heart eyes for Chloe or the cool ranch puffs? Oh, that's why his plans are changing. He likes Lucifer's life so he's not going to spin Lucifer up. He's gonna take it.

"Who's watching hell?" Linda coming in hot.

More Linda Martin backstory? Was she a mom before?

Another valiant doorknob casualty. Good cover faux-Lucifer.

Oh Michael, nice tackle.

Do you remember the last time we were here? < I ****** KNEW IT...I knew Chloe was playing the long game! Shot him in the same leg too, nice aim Decker!

You know that won't kill me! It makes me feel better! 4x👌🔥🙌 🎯

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!I forgot a coin has two sides. Lucifer found out about God's plan for Chloe, but she never did. I am speechless, I can't believe Michael is spilling the secret sauce and I am freaking out.

"I'm not afraid of you Michael, now go home." Never in so few words has Amenadiel impressed me so thoroughly. Warrior Angel™

Michael: "We'll see," the ultimate fighting words.

🎼 You must fight for yourself, you must fight for your soul. No one is safe here. Will you cross over? One little lie or 10 little lies, won't keep you up at night. Will you cross over? 🎵 < Once again the music selection this season is perfection!

Linda was a mom before! We are dropping truth bombs in this episode.

Irony of irony, the angel that threatened to send Lucifer straight to hell in 1x01 is dragging him home. Full circle #HeavenlyBros.

"It's time Lucy, you need to come back." / "Why, what's happened?" Holy cow, hell has not been kind, Lucifer looks haggard. Subtext: Michael has entered the chat. "Oh hell no."

Grade: 9/10 "DETECTIVES"

This season is not holding back on a slow start, that's for Dad sure. I would have given it 10 out of 10, but they didn't include Trixie dammit. This is required.