Dirty Santa Gift Ideas (Safe-for-work & NOT so safe-for-work)
As some of you know I started a new job at the beginning of November. Within the first week or I was promptly invited to our departmental Christmas lunch and Dirty Santa gift exchange. Being a bit concerned about getting too "Dirty" with Dirty Santa in my new setting I thought I would inquire for good gift ideas through my social channels. Here are some safe-for-work and NOT so safe-for-work ideas I got back.
* These ideas take a $15 - $25 gift limit into account.
A live lobster (if you do this you have to send pics!)
Shampoo with supporting conditioner
Justin Bieber singing toothbrush w/ bacon flavored toothpaste
A Chia Pet (Barack Obama, Duck Dynasty and so on)
Anything to do with the "Leg Lamp" from A Christmas Story
Handcuffs?
$15 boxes of Marijuana tester from Dollar Tree
Holiday padded toilet seat
A couple boxes of Twinkies (everyone secretly wants them)
A pack of batteries with a label stating "Gift not included"
ThinkGeek.com items like the Annoy-a-tron (Anything from ThinkGeek.com is probably going to be funny)
Bobble-head of yourself (way more than $15 but worth it!)
$15 worth of liquor samples in a crumbled brown bag
Shake Weight (As seen on TV stuff is aways fun and ironic)
Goldbond in the big bottle
Chocolates of any kind are always a safe bet
Gift cards (Folks don't feel like they' re not getting ripped off)
Funny pictures of your co-workers printed on stuff (Many cost effective online services that print quickly)
An autographed headshot of you, probably framed
Just take something you want yourself, at least someone will want it...