#russianjokes

[thepleia]

Я слышал, Вы ищете нового кассира?

Да, ищем, и нового, и старого.

[luckysalminen]

Русский народ — самый искренний. Нет этих лицемерных улыбок. Идут к тебе с недовольным ебалом, и ты уже заранее знаешь, что получишь пизды.

(с) Чёрный Сарказм 

[moshthatshit]

Do you know why fire trucks are red? Fire trucks have 8 wheels, carry 4 men, 8 + 4 is 12, there are 12 inches on a ruler, Queen Elizabeth is a ruler, there is a boat named Queen Elizabeth, the boat sails the sea, there are fish in the sea, fish have fins, fins are people who live in Finland, Finland and Russia got in a war, Russia's flag has red on it, and that's why fire trucks are red, because they're always Russian around.