#ruuuuude

[hiwelcometothemonstersancturary]

not my phone restarting when i was answering an ask >:0

[joe-pavelski]

Per Robert Tiffin's Stars Thoughts

[bisexual-horror-fan]

Trying to write smut and my period cramps come stomping in my uterus as if they own the fuckin' place like-

[monkie-man]

Hey bud! How're things going? Anything good happen this week?? I'm speaking in anon cuz i'm not giving you my tumblr - swk

Huh?? You know how to use tumblr?? And a phone??? Learning new things I guess- don’t appreciate you hiding behind anon tho 😒😒

But uhhh I got a few things planned- got a few shifts at Pigsy’s coming up! Then Halloween is soon!! Me, Red, Mei, and Mac are going to a Halloween party you should totally come along with us! ☺️

[kadavernagh]

[pm] I miss you asking me about the bones in my house. I miss you talking about how I'll die and like, I know I'll die and I still am afraid of dying but what if I or Jade die and you're not here to see it or like, visit the willow tree I really want to be mixed in with or something?? What happens then???? Can you come back??? [message not sent]

[no message received! no peach emojis sent as an autoresponse!]

[fishpunsarelife]

How much crab would it take for you to lovingly stroke a sunfish?

WHAT.

YOU JUST

That is just

NO.

Nnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooo.

Ahr. Ochi. Nein. Nyet. Iie. Non. NOOOOOOOOOOOO.

That is the worst bait-and-switch. EVER. EVER.

You could not PAY ME anywhere NEAR ENOUGH to even THINK about-

UGH. So daekaara gross. I can’t. UUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!

And AFTER THE CRAB?! Are you TRYING TO MAKE ME NAUSEOUS?!

“Oh yeah, here’s a huge pile of crab, enjoy and eat it to your heart’s content-- BUT! You have to touch a sunfish after!”

NO THANK YOU.

[missjoolee]

@staff​:

WHY IS THE EXERCISE COMPLETING A STORY? AM I BEING ATTACKED RN? ARE YOU SAYING I NEVER FINISH ANYTHING AND NEED PRACTICE? 😭😭

[i-lovethatforme]

Write a 9-word fic.

Hell. Y'all are ruuuude to me.

He claps as he thinks "it should've been me."