To see for oneself

[RP blog for Wicked's Rest. Art credit: Yukito] I excel at humans.

[vengeancedemon]

Oh you got me, high, high, higher Oh you got me, high, high, higher

— CARLY RAE JEPSEN, HIGHER.

( @highoctanegem, @kadavernagh )

[rudydoobydoo]

Ah, of course, I totally knew that! Of course a haunted ship makes a great source of tourism, I mean just look at the Queen Mary. But I have to admire just how convincing it is. They even hired fake pirates and everything. I guess if you’re going to put up fake scares to bring people in there’s no point in half-assing it.

[kadavernagh]

It is likely an effort to plaster themselves all over social media. Judging by your post, it seems at least halfway successful. Good thing they aren't real pirates... they should know how to avoid scurvy.

What do you think? Are you going? Tell me what they charge you. And, if you're so inclined, take a photo of their flag for me if it has a skull and crossbones on it. I'm guessing it needs more attention to detail.

[zackbanes]

[PM] Yeah, I guess you could say that. [...] Yeah, but [...] hopefully you get a long time with most people. Are you

Oh. Okay. I didn't understand a lot of that, if I'm honest, but. I know my thing was super confusing before someone told me what it was all about. And then someone else took up the very daunting job of teaching me how to use it. Oh, magic. For real. Most with fire, at least that's what comes most naturally.

[kadavernagh]

[pm] Maybe.

Which part was confusing? The tiny baby fetus aspect? That was unimportant. Forget that. Actually, it is best forgotten regardless-- disregard my tiny baby fetus comment because the person who would have said it is not worth a spared thought. Or worm.

Oh. That's [user is trying to figure out what to say, because she assumes zack is extremely mistaken about the magic thing] hot. [user means the fire] And your teacher? Are they kind in their teaching?

[rudydoobydoo]

Pardon the possibly dumb question, I'm new here. Are spooky foreboding ghost ships just a normal thing here? Is it just, like, a tourist attraction the town set up? I'll be honest, it's a really good one!

[kadavernagh]

Completely normal, and good on you for asking instead of feeding the rumor mill. Some mist over the harbor does not make a ship a "ghost ship". We are a port town. There are plenty of reasons a ship might linger there including, yes, a tourist attraction.

[zackbanes]

[PM] Well, I don't think it's been in Greece [...] though I don't know that for sure.

Oh, I wasn't. Sorry. I thought we were talking about

Okay. Is that [...] magic? Or something else. Oh. I [...] have an abnormality myself. I guess you could say.

[kadavernagh]

[pm] So you have lost tabs on them. I see. Everyone is always there one day, and dead the next. Or gone. Or gone, then dead.

There is no magic here. It's [...] anatomical, a pathology. When someone is going to die soon, I scream. The fact I murdered someone by doing this raises questions about how this works that I don't know how to answer. The only person I could ask would tell me it happened because I am a tiny baby fetus, which is unhelpful. (I am not a fetus). Anyway, tell me about your abnormality. [user thinks this a normal demand]

[zackbanes]

[PM] I think mostly because of the naked queer men bu Yeah, I think the food played a part.

Right, no totally. I'm just not usually too careful with my words. Which I should work on for normal human reasons, anyway.

[It takes several minutes of googling various keywords before User finally discovers what the hell Regan is on about.] Oh! Black Canary! [... ...] Do you mean that you have a [...] sonic scream? And you don't believe in ghosts

[kadavernagh]

[pm] Your Greek yogurt demon should bring back Greek yogurt, should they return.

We are only discussing normal human reasons. But it is good to specify every so often, as you did, to eliminate doubt.

Yes, that one, I think. You could describe it that way. I don't know if this canary has ever murdered someone What made you this receptive to [...] various abnormalities?

[zackbanes]

[PM] Well, yeah, but like. It chose to go to Greece.

Oh, jeez. He must've been a lot of fun to grow up with. Oh, right. Right, I know that, actually. About promises. I'm just not good at [...] remembering it.

It's...not actually. Sorry. I don't know what Blank Cannoli is. Or who? But either way, I don't think your lungs are strong enough to kill someone. How would that even work? Like blowing them away or

[kadavernagh]

[pm] Because of the food?

[...] It could have been worse. You aren't the only one bad at that. Best to not invite being taken advantage of, though. Or worse.

Blank Cannoli. The, uh, comic character? I was informed about her. Not comic as in humorous. Comic as in the visual medium that combines writing and art. They are that strong. I exercise vigorously.

[zackbanes]

[PM] [... ...] I've never been to Iceland. But I went to Greece with the demon, so that's why I know it liked Greek food.

Yeah, you can really, really say that again. Oh. Sorry your other bother sucked too. [...] You know, I really wasn't bad at all. I got decent grades and I stayed out of trouble, didn't even break curfew. There were just a few times that I I promise, it's not that unfortunate. And yeah, I have. I have a lot of friends around here.

Oh, shit. Okay. That's fucked up How would you even do that, though? hope this isn't offensive but. I don't think you're strong enough to do something like that. I don't think anyone is, not in one blink. [...] No, not the demon. A friend of a friend.

Okay. I mean, you don't have to. There's not a lot I need help with.

[kadavernagh]

[pm] That is a poor way to make that determination. Greek food is the predominant food available in Greece. Consuming it while in Greece does not necessarily denote a particular fondness for it.

Religious households often attribute meaning to the wrong things. [...] It doesn't matter if you were bad, the conclusion they drew is no more acceptable. It is the same brother; as you can see, he has several insurmountable flaws! You should mind your promises.

My lungs are exceptional. The capacity is... yes, okay, fine. I am like... [user checks notes collected from various and much cooler local sources] Blank Cannoli. You're youthful. That is probably a helpful comparison for you.

[highoctanegem]

"I'm bright baby blue Fallin' into you, falling for each other"

Favourite Colour; A Jade & Regan playlist

@kadavernagh

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[highoctanegem]

[pm] Could've fooled me :) We should probably stop talking about cotton candy and you being sweet cause you're not within biting distance :( Very homophobic. And during Pride month at that. [...] Right!? It's insanity, thank you for being outraged with me. I can't believe mayo would betray me like this. Okay so, those knives usually come inside the package anyway, so I wouldn't need extra pockets.

!!!!!!!! Isn't that amaze? You're right, you're right. We don't wanna get our hopes up just yet. We've been burned before. But you better believe I'm crossing my fingers.

There's something for everyone! :D Nope. I wasn't one. I was more of a horse girl, but without a horse. I really wanna learn to ride someday. Don't worry, babe, I have way better things to be doing with my arms than walking on them. Number one is holding you. Number two is picking you up. Number three is carrying you to places and surfaces. Number four is carrying the wheelbarrow. (I'm wearing a sleeveless, jsyk) At least you got closer, in my head, I swore we were watching the Beyoncé live concert movie. So you defo deserve to go. We can set the couch to cinema mode.

Do you still talk to them? Or That makes me feel a little better. But sometimes people aren't good at their calling, right? And that's That's also okay, right? And by people I mean me, your girlfailure partner Regan, baby, mahal ko, hayati. You're making me laugh so hard right now that I started coughing. My lungs are literally gonna come out of my mouth in all their pink glory. AS IF!!!!!!! You could beat me. I haven't stopped staring at you (with both of my eyes, the rebel I am) before I was even allowed to. I do have to give you props, cause you do have the ability to stop blinking for way longer. And I admire that. Among all the other things I admire about you. Maybe we're both the GOATs at staring, just in different categories.

[kadavernagh]

[pm] I don't know about that; I rarely successfully fool you. You should not bite me. If I die under suspicious circumstances, the forensic pathologist will find the dental marks and you will have to explain their origin. Have you considered alternative packaging for your knives? Maybe something that will eliminate any chance of accidental injury.

I have managed to capture all but two of the flurrators. Klacko and Yoodle remain at large. So to speak. They are pretty small.

How can you be a horse girl without a horse? That seems like a prerequisite. [...] There are horses. Somewhere. I'm certain. I could find the horses for you. To sit upon. Do not suggest a horse instead of a car do not suggest a horse instead of a car do not suggest Those are all compelling uses for your arms, I agree. What about your hands? They are at the terminal of your arms, after all. Oh, I-- I neglected to inform you, I'm sorry... the couch is currently stuck in Disco mode. I can't make it stop. [...] Do not change your shirt before I see you.

No. They presumably also think I am dead or missing. I doubt they would bother searching my name on the internet. You should feel positively about your fluids. And the fact that I [...] am in love with you. Wet, dry, any amount of moisture. Damp or arid, bog or desert, you are my decomposing lemming.

Yes, I noticed you were staring at both eyes despite not being permitted. I might like your tendency to bend the rules a little. You are not allowed to repeat those words back to me next time you do something surprising and recalcitrant. A staring contest, then. But only once the couch is fixed. Disco mode is hurting my eyes.

[zackbanes]

[PM] I mean. It might have? But if it did, it wasn't like [...] an important part of its diet. [...] I know it liked Greek food.

They saw that I I was starting to They couldn't explain Mostly, I was just being a teenager. Acting out in ways they didn't understand. And they were [...] religious so. Thought the devil got me or whatever. I got outta there before they could go through with it. Haven't talked to them since.

Exactly. There not a lot of evidence that actually ties you to what all happened. it's not my problem, not exactly, but it's your problem and it seems like you need help with it. It seems like you're not dealing with Oh, I thought you said that you just, like, blinked and he was dead. [... ...] How did you do it, then? I still think it might be beneficial to try and talk to him. There might be information that only he knows that could help you. Hm. Well, I know someone who might know someone. I trust them to give a good recommendation, anyway.

No, it really wasn't. And yeah, I'm sure.

[kadavernagh]

[pm] Greek yogurt is above average for yogurt, but Icelandic is superior.

Ah. Religious households often attribute meaning to the wrong things. I am sorry it was directed at typical teenage maturation. I'm sure other teenagers were worse than you, anyway. My brother, Alv, was a terrible teenager. He did not do anything particularly wrong, but the general quality of his person was terrible. So I doubt you were that bad. It is unfortunate you remain estranged, though... even if they are not worth welcoming back into your life. Have you connected with others since then? That's important [...] for humans.

My subjective experience was that I blinked and he was dead. I hope-- and I don't often use the word hope-- that it was within the span of a blink for him, too. He was brutally shredded by great force applied to his body, like having a fighter jet land inside of you. Or a jackhammer on your sternum. I am very loud. Who do you know, the demon?

[...] Then I'll help you. With something to be determined. You shall let me know.

[zackbanes]

[PM] Yeah, that. I meant that. [...] Like I said, I'm just curious. I don't think Levi the demon did any of that. Yeah! Seems like those things are kind of annoying. I know with the blackouts

Oh, no. Not at all. This was, like, almost twenty years ago. You don't need to talk to anyone on my behalf, really. But thank you, for being ready to. Wish I had had someone like you back then. [...] So, anyway. You can trust when I say not all exorcists are scammers.

It sounds like you despised most things about him. Which I guess is enough of a motive for some people. But you can't just go to the cops and be like, I have this motive! And not be able to prove it any other way, or tell them what happened. That's not how it works I don't think? I don't actually know. Law and Order was never really my thing so

You know. If we got an exorcist, or some other way to talk to his ghost, we might be able to figure out what exactly you did to him.

[kadavernagh]

[pm] So your demon did not eat yogurt. That is his loss.

What was their rationale? Not that I can imagine much logic was involved. You were only a child. [...] I have certainly said that before to I would not have been useful then. I, too, was in my youth.

Oh, I really did. I need evidence; I have evidence. I am the one who called the body in. I was covered in his remains. But there was not [...] it was not a very long autopsy, from what I've read. Not a lot to examine. But there were more reasons to doubt me than to believe me. This is not your problem.

I know exactly what I did to him. The problem is that no one believes it. But if you believe there could be some benefit to this... endeavor, then I will not say no. For now. Where do we find one who is not a scammer? Not knowingly a scammer, anyway.

And are you certain you wish to help with this? What happened to you in the woods was my fault.

[highoctanegem]

[pm] You're the sweetest, baby. Cotton candy's got nothing on ya. OH! Telepathy is still totally in the cards, don't worry. Someday. It's just a little postponned cause I'm taking care of so many other things. Circular things You know, like rings And propos Did you know there's 0 protein in mayo, by the way? I just found out. What's up with that? Where did the eggs go? Also, forget about the sandwich, you come first. [...] Oh, like an extra vibration mode. One that won't need the engine. Also, flotation mode. That seems important too. I can do without knife storage. Since I'll be using it for deliveries, mostly.

Well, there you go, it's time to gather some of those hairs that are defo all over the floor and see what happens.

Girls that would like, be jumping around on all fours, pretending to be... You guessed it, wolves. I dunno if they still exist anymore. Or they turned into therians. (I'll spare you that one, baby) (trust me). You know, there is that guy on TikTok who has been walking on his arms for like a year and they look totally different now, so I can see how we might be meant for that lifestyle. I can't imagine being shorter than I already am [...] Is iiiiit? I'm not so sure about that, habibti. I think it's my turn. Unless you're not counting last time cause we got distracted, but personally, the second we put on a movie, it counts. I will happily offer you my next pick, though. You know I love it when you show me things. [...] They'll love the shrimp!

Your human cousins, right! But Wait, do you think you're gonna invite them to our Are you also keeping them away from Also, you still wanna marry me? Asking for a friend It would be awks if your cousins came and there was no wedding, I'm just sayi [user sits on the couch, stares at the blank wall (not the nude one), as she copes with being out wetted. She turns on the couch's disco mode, in order to cheer up. user gets up, closes the curtains on her nude photos] Uh huh. Yup. I totally get that. How can I compete with a pond girl? Wait, is it the same girl you mentioned has a staring problem? From the neighborhood party? I get her, I really do. I can't stop staring at you either.

[kadavernagh]

[pm] Correct; I am not covered in cotton candy. 0 is a very specific amount. What other things are you taking care of? Oh, we can change the subject to mayonnaise. I'm sure there is some protein. [user searches online] Why is there so little protein? No wonder this town is unhealthy. Don't some of the customers you deliver to request knives with their food? The knife pockets seem highly beneficial in those cases, but I do think you will get more mileage out of a vibration mode. Hopefully not a flotation mode. But you never know.

The beard hairs I left out are gone. It is possible flurrators will consume beard hairs. I don't want to draw a conclusion yet, though, not until I witness it.

A strange hobby. Were you a wolf girl? Past tense, given you doubt they are extant. Walking on his... perhaps don't become inspired by that TikTok. Your arms-- though incredibly well-muscled, supportive, and warm-- do not belong under your entire body. It is my turn if we are only tracking movies that we were both paying attention to. You liked that documentary on the ear, right? Or, no, it was about the birth of democracy in Athens. Not the ear. Why did I think it was about the-- oh, I suppose we were not paying attention to it.

Yes. My human cousins, my human family. [...] In all other dimensions, you surpass the wet fae. Her... calling is being wet, much like my connection to death. So her being wetter than you is not a reflection on your moisture; rather, her expertise. Does this make sense? She exemplifies wetness, but I much prefer your fluids, a stór. That would be her, yes. I know... both eyes, and everything. I like to stare back. Not that it is a competition. But if it was a competition, I would win.

[kadavernagh]

At the morgue. I currently have... an assistant attempting to wrangle the creatures with me. I will then be delivering them to Animal Control, most likely. If you would like to see them first, we can meet in a parking lot somewhere in town. Are you a zoologist of some kind, or simply a natural history aficionado?

[castillo-protocol]

Not a zoologist at all. I'm more just enthusiastic about learning about something new. This seems fun! Chaotic, fascinating and fun!

[kadavernagh]

You and I have very different ideas about what constitutes as "fun". But yes. They are even yours if you want them. Apparently they are from some conservation program... I don't know who would want these things around.

Let us meet in a cemetery parking lot. [user thinks this sounds safe and reassuring]

[zackbanes]

[PM] So, do you know about how fae feed? Like, what it feels like and what exactly it does to someone? [...] Just curious. I mean that he was able to do more than just the usual fae stuff. Plus, like I said, he had this other form that wasn't concealed by a glamour but he could shift into it.

Well, sure. But you could say that about other stuff that really exists too, right? Like, someone could convince you that you have some kinda illness and then charge you for the cure while it's all a hoax. Actually, I think people do do that, now that I think about it. [... ...] Believe me. I know about fake exorcists and all that. My family wanted to give me one, because they thought Satan had gotten my soul or whatever. I'm not suggesting that. I'm talking about someone who actually, really understands ghosts and all that.

I mean. I guess it could sound like a motive, except you said yourself that you moved on and are back working at the morgue.

[kadavernagh]

[pm] How they-- what do you mean, "feed"? Some of them just like yogurt. [...] I am familiar with some fae that claim to subsist on concepts or more metaphysical "nourishment". Why? I'm not sure I'm inclined to believe it, but that has only burned me when it comes to fae. How fortunate for him that he did not require a glamour.

People do that. It is the grift of homeopathy. [user blinks] Your family what? Where are they? Are you on speaking terms? I will have a word with them. Multiple. As a medical doctor or something.

Yes, you're right. But maybe... I don't know. I work with the remains more than the charge and legal designations... what are some plausible motives for me? I have always despised his bun.

[highoctanegem]

[pm] I love how much faith you have in me accomplishing things, I dunno how What you see it makes me wanna prove you right so bad. Trending isn't always that straightforward, but you better believe I'll be trying my best. My presence is all yours. As are my bones, and my muscles, and my heart, and my soul. Mmm, but maybe not the half of my sandwich, I want that for myself, thank you for understanding <3 I'm ready to be in your autopsy suite whenever you are. Well shoot, then let me go ahead and defy science, for you. Can I get a little kiss of encouragement first? I want you to be right. Since, you know... #ReganIsTheSexiestAndSecondMostRightestPerson. [...] Wow, the Just conglomerate keeps expanding. I feel pretty positive about finding a car in Just Cars, after we found our couch in Just Couches. Do you think we could get one with the vibration mode, too?

If he (she? they? it?) wants to, I believe it. Maybe this is how you find out that flurrators' nourishment comes from beard hairs. Wouldn't that just be totally amazing?

Wait, would it make more sense to be on all fours [user stares at the camera], maybe those wolf girls were onto something. Mm, I think they dove deeper into like, the galaxy in the sequel, but I watched that once? So. Maybe we need to have a little movie night, for science. Okay, but counterargument: That would be sooo fun, though. We'd be the first people to put flurrators in the space!

That makes total sense, babe. They'd belong to you. Wait. Why is the fae wet? It's very sweet of you to hang out with fae, for whatever reason you can think of. They're basically your cousins, in a way, right? I'm concerned about the wetness, though. Is she... soggier than me? Should I be Be honest, I can take it. [user cannot]

[kadavernagh]

[pm] I think you can accomplish anything. Well, anything that is possible to accomplish. Some things are not, and I'm certain a number of them popped into your beautiful and expansive brain so you can goad me into saying you'll patent telepathy or fly to that made up shrimp planet. My point is, you can do most things. Including me. After you finish your sandwich. [...] Don't all cars vibrate because of the engine? Is there a specific vibration setting?

That would be the first positive thing I'd learn about flurrators. But I do not think it's the case. They seem to eat indiscriminately. Perhaps if they were served the beard hairs or placed in close proximity, they would be tempted.

Wolf girls? And it is my turn to pick the movie next time. [user picks the same few movies every single time and they're actually nova documentaries or bootleg recordings of banshee media; brokenspine hill is a classic] Forget that I said the shrimp planet was made up. The flurrators should be launched there.

This particular fae is a wet variant. I have known a couple that lived in the moors, though I think this one is slightly different from them. In appearance, anyway. They're all... they are not my cousins. My cousins are Gregory and Marian. I prefer your type of sogginess to anything a fae could offer. I suspect she is wetter, on average, though. She seems to live in a pond when she is not staring at me through the windows of our house.

[zackbanes]

[PM] He definitely was not a fae. He was much older and could do more than just fae can. [...] I guess not.

Um. Sure. Yes.

I mean, kind of like the movie? I don't think they have to priests, though. But I'm not sure. Anyway. They're not only in movies and one of them could help if you have ghost problem. That's, like, their main thing. Helping with ghost problems. Okay, sorry your brother sucks, but that doesn't mean all psychologists do. Didn't you say you worked with this Pubik guy? Like, you had the same job? And you hated him. So couldn't I say "If your profession were worth anything, it would not attract that kind of character."

[kadavernagh]

[pm] [...] Fae can do many things. Most of them negative. But "just fae"? How dare

I believe I've met someone claiming to be one of these. I assumed she was an actor of some kind, playing a role, because that's not-- I mean, exorcists? Have you considered that it would be a lucrative business to convince people that they are infected with ghosts, then charge for removing them? Richard Pubik would have done that, actually.

I'm pleased you acknowledge that my brother sucks. I-- that profession did not work out for me. I was not meant to sell highly breakable electronics. I was going through something (not psychological) and have since moved on, no thanks to Pubik, as he attempted to stymie my job search and return to the morgue. Then I killed Hey, that sounds like a motive, doesn't it? For murder?