#ryan's text posts

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might fuck around and transform into a triassic era synapsid

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we need a disney princess who is a power bottom

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well lads, I just poured water over my cereal

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when I see bullshit about to take place but I already got one foot out the door

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Gay culture is having a crush on someone and wanting to message them to say hi but being afraid of rejection so the empty message window is just sitting in the corner of your screen for weeks at a time

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Who here þinks þat we should bring back þorn as a standardized letter in þe English language?

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honestly if I am a player character in some otherworldly being's game of The Sims, why did they choose so many handicaps?? motherlode me u bitch

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I think my aesthetic is that green m&m text post