#ryequotes

[ryephoenix]

She's 28? She should be paying taxes or something!!

Twerkquius

[ryephoenix]

If it wasn't obvious, I'm a whore.

Goat

[ryephoenix]

You're acting like you don't even want to kill me, kill yourself.

Goat

[ryephoenix]

Don't touch me while I'm reading porn, it's weird

Leila

[ryephoenix]

I wanted to tell him I love him right there, but I realize that I shouldn't do it over a rice cooker.

Marlo

[ryephoenix]

I think I could twerk if I put my mind to it.

tumblr user and local white girl @curly-turloughs

[ryephoenix]

I could be a whore if only for Johnkat

Tumblr user orangelemonart

[ryephoenix]

You don't need money to watch dance moms, just a lack of moral character.

Elise (choppyblue)