Ryfraf, is there any movie you watch every year as a Christmas tradition?
“I like that one about that hive that has all sorts of fuck ups. I think it was called uhhhh Hive of Four Midbloods Spend a Very Eventful Christmas In Which They Get a Christmas Tree That’s Way Too Big for the House, Almost Slip and Die Putting Way Too Many Lights on the House That Don’t Even Turn on Until It’s Revealed That the Light Switch Wasn’t On, Drain the Power Grid Because They’re Super Bright Lights, Cause the Stuckup Highblood Neighbors to Have an Accident, Have Really Nasty Friends Come Over Who Bring Their RV That Explodes at Some Point, Have an Extended Elderly Friend Come Over and Bring Her Cat with Her, Burn the Turkey, Fry the Cat, Have an Extended Fantasy about the Lady from the Department Store, and then After All Of These Mishaps, and The Fantasizing of the New Swimming Pool From a Promised Job Bonus, Find Out that Said Bonus Is Just a Year Subscription to Jello, Absolutely Snap and Lose it All, Kidnap the Boss to Demand Money, and then Have a Big Discussion with the Local Law Enforcement Only For Everything To Get Nicely Resolved Because It’s Christmas. And the Woman of the Hive Has a Boob Window.”
Ryfraf smiles, proud to have remembered the name of the movie.
“It makes me laugh a whole lot because a lot of people get hurt in it for really stupid reasons and I think that shit’s kinda’ funny. Also it has a nice ending. So it makes me happy too lol. I think Christmas is about spending time with your hive and just.. good vibes. You survived the sweep. Congrats. Take a break, indulge in luxuries, and love your crew hehe. And your job! And your place in the system. Kinda’. Sometimes that shit pisses me off.”
