Jul 29, 2016
I believe the real solution is that Bill's statue is in Alex's Mindscape: every clue has come from there, as did the show. That's also why the picture of the statue looked the way it did - it was like Stan's swing image in his Mindscape. Alex is hiding from us, hence the lack of tweets, because he fears we'll crack his skull open to get at that statue. He thought we would help him, and not be as desperate as we are. (This is a joke, BTW. Probably.)
just fucking decapitate alex hirsch