#ryuteru

[eggcheeseham-ster]

ryutaro being ticklish is canon adachi told me so

this has been sitting in the drafts for almost half a year, and I return to spread my brainrot again i am so normal over them

[eggcheeseham-ster]

Christmas is coming time to indulge in silly tropes like sharing scarves n mistletoes n shit

Teru got way into the zone and his thought process was probably just "ah what the hell, having a longer scarf is better than a short one" and then boom. Couple scarf. Not what he intended to make but it works out.

I make fun of Teru's abysmal cooking but I feel that he can sew. Like he's a theater kid he probably has to deal with costumes n stuff. I can see him knitting handmade stuff for his friends.. pls..

[eggcheeseham-ster]

I woke up one day and thought ryuteru would get along,, gnc power couple.

I didn't even think about them a lot until I was talking to my friend about crackships and mentioned ryuteru. Now I am in eternal brainrot hell. Every waking moment I think about them and them only. If I stop thinking about them for even a second my brain disintegrates on the spot.

[eggcheeseham-ster]

This week's gonna be crunch week for me, so I wrote down a bunch of ryuteru headcannons to make me feel better

-Teru can't cook. Like every dish he makes is radioactive even when following the recipe to a T. Ryutaro is usually the one that does the cooking (it's usually grilled fish, but it's better than burned sludge).

But Ryutaro will still eat Teru's cooking because he tries so hard and he'd feel bad rejecting his food. Ryu develops a clad iron stomach from this.

- Among the dss trio I'd feel like Ryutaro is the least petty but he can be *extremely* petty when it comes down to it. Whenever he's mad at Tobio and Tetsuya he'd let Teru be in charge of dinner. No one has the heart to say no when they see Teru's eyes light up in joy as he brainstorms recipes to try out.

- Both of them are really good at makeup and self care. They do each other's makeup and hair. They also spend an ungodly amount of time in the bathroom. You want to hang out with these two? Waiting time is 2 hours.

- Teru is the one to initiate dates and plans them. Their first couple of dates are the usual restaurant/mall/movie dates. But when Teru learns of ryutaro's dislike of crowds they move their dates to more outdoorsy locations, like parks.

- Ryutaro can be dense. He doesn't pick up on flirting or pick up lines. I feel like the same goes with jokes they fly by over his head and you need to explain the joke to him, which instantly makes it unfunny and awkward.

-Tobio and tetsuya are the perpetual unfortunate third wheelers. They get it, they're single. Can ryuteru stop holding hands and looking at each other?? They didn't sign up for this.

-I can imagine ryuteru traveling together after battle bladers for a while before bumping into tobio and tetsuya randomly. Tobio thinks they're just besties,, until he sees them holding hands and his brain explodes. Mostly from the fact that he can't believe this fortune telling weirdo got on with someone. Someone so pretty in fact??

- Tetsuya is usually in his world most of the time and at first he doesnt realise he's third wheeling. But after he catches on he'd be sick of their bs after a while.

- Teru would be super sweet to the two,, he'd be very patient with tetsuya and listen to him rambling about his crab friends.. The crabs like Teru as well :)

- yea the dss trio love Teru to bits I could go on about it all day. In another post perhaps.