#ryxmix

[ask-ikevamvincent]

I- how- why- huh-

Who...who made you be so goddamn perfect? Everything about you is adorable and I don't get it? Your are literally the most perfect person I have ever laid eyes on. Everything you do is just amazing.

Your existence should be illegal because I'm dying because of how much I love you.

I-

I’m so flattered! But really- I’m far from perfect.

Please don’t die!

[ask-ikepriluke]

*stands up on a stool with a microphone* *points at you*

THIS MAN RIGHT HERE IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE! YOU HURT HIM, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN.

*glares at everyone in angry chihuahua*

*Picks you up and hugs you*

Aw, I love you too but I think that's my line. I don't know what I would do someone hurt you

[ask-ikeprisariel]

Heyyy! There's my favourite hot person- marry me

Must I remind you of Clause 99? I do count as contact within the palace so I'd recommend that you'd let the thought go

[ask-ikevamfaust]

Five reasons on why you should marry me: 1) I love you 2) I want to learn about alchemy 3) I love you 4) I'd be an amazing test subject 5) Did I mention that I love you?

Multiple times for that matter but you offer an interesting proposal. You seem to gain more than I do should I accept but I have a feeling that I could turn that predicament in my favour.

Perhaps I should take you up on your offer.

[ask-ikevamvlad]

Aside from being beautiful and making me fall in love with you, what do you do for a living?

Oh. Well draga mea I'm flattered but my job is to share this beauty to the rest of the world. However it seems that you've stolen it all for yourself

[wintermoonwritings]

Hello, Lucifer! Just hear to tell you that for the holidays, you should take a break. You overwork yourself constantly for the sake of Diavolo, the brothers, and Devildom! You deserve a day off. Of course, with the brothers, nothing really goes peacefully, but you should give a day to you and you only. <3

Well well, try as I might it is not possible for me to take a break unfortunately. I am the right hand man of Diavolo the future king of the devildom so with position comes responsibility but thanks for thinking about me though.

((I am so sorry!! I was sick so I didn't see the ask!!

[ryxmix]

Me: Yeah, my pronouns are she/her

random person who's an ally but they're also dumb: but you're non-binary?

Me: Yeah, but my pronouns are she/her

rpwaabtad: ...but shouldn't your pronouns be they/them?

Me:...excuse me?

(YOUR PRONOUNS DO NOT F U C K I N G DEFINE YOUR GENDER! ASK PEOPLE THEIR GENDER AND PRONOUNS RESPEPCTIVELY. DON'T JUST A S S U M E BECAUSE OF THEIR PRONOUNS/GENDER!)

[ask-ikeprisariel]

How does it feel like being a father for a bunch of mentaly ill princes when you're mentally ill as well?

It feels as though this is an insult of some kind. I won't deny my place in the princes' lives as some kind of stand in for the late king nor will I say that it hasn't been difficult as you've seen but I must say that you need some tact.