Sneak attack! Fucking chainsaw sneak attack!!
Do it, Kanaya!
What the hell is wrong with you?
This goes beyond malevolence. Honestly, it just cleared stupidity. Sixty seconds ago, Eridan was fully committed to helping her with the Matriorb.
Did he even know what it was? Like, does he actually understand what he just did, or is he just lashing out randomly?
Either way, he's just sealed his fate. There's no way Kanaya's letting him leave this room alive.
...
You've made an enemy for life, Eridan.
No. Not Karkat.
Me.
Now, here’s the thing.
In recent conversations, Jade has alluded to a correspondence with a future version of Kanaya. This particular conversation occurred immediately before she died, so her future incarnation must therefore come back to life somehow.
...right? Unless her future self is a ghost, or communicating from the Dream Bubbles like Feferi, or...
No. No, she's coming back, and I'm sticking to that conclusion like glue. If I don't, I think I might actually scream.
Please let him teleport right in front of Vriska.
Wait, wasn’t Karkat in the room? What happened with him while all of this was going down?
Hah.
Yeah, that's about right.














