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[thewertsearch]

Holy shit, you can fit a car in there.

Yeah, the normal size limit for a Fetch Modus clearly doesn't apply to the wallet. This might be one of most straightforwardly useful modus gimmicks we've ever seen.

If this is John's new sylladex, then it more than compensates for the loss of his original inventory.

Hooray, a computer! You have been dying for a way to talk to your friends again.

Sweet! Just don’t store anything private on it, because Aradia and Slick will be getting their hands on it later.

Do you have a licence, WV?

(I don't, for the record - I'm an incredibly anxious driver. Plus, I live in a city with excellent public transport.)

Safety is the most important thing.

Gotta make sure Homestuck can air on daytime television.

This is extremely fine control to exert over a gust of wind - especially compared to the random breezes John was tossing out earlier.

Seems like increased dexterity with your powers is a perk of God Tier ascension.

[oh-bother-stickers]

[thewertsearch]

[Gamzee] probably has no idea what sort of danger he is in, with one or more murderers on the loose. Poor guy. You will have to seek him out shortly and offer him protection. You'd feel terrible if you were to lose any more friends.

The fact that she's snickering to herself makes this sentiment read as rather sarcastic, but I'm pretty sure Terezi's emotions are legitimate.

She is genuinely sad about Tavros, and worried about her friends - this is just how she chooses to process these feelings. It's easier when it's a game.

No dice, I'm afraid. It would take a miracle for any dream self to survive Jack’s rampage.

It's so weird to see an adult with a face in this comic.

Also, I've still never seen Hook, so I have no idea how closely any of this aligns with the source material.

What could it be? Two squirming cephalopods locked in a mating ritual? You suppose you will never know.

Don't worry about it.

You spy a WALLET lying on the ground.

I hope Dad's got a couple of credit cards in there. John deserves to treat himself.

Can we take a look at his driver's license, actually? Not going to lie, I'm pretty curious about his name.

You are suddenly extremely overwhelmed. How can one boy handle such awesome power and responsibility? You also wonder why your dad dropped his wallet. It's as if he knew you would find it here. Perhaps he has been cloud gazing too?

Perhaps. He is John and Jade’s half-brother, after all, so if he has a dream affiliation, it's probably to Prospit.

Cloud-gazing or not, I think he probably did leave his wallet for John. Abandoning one's inventory would otherwise be a very un-gentlemanly activity, and who else would he have left it for?

The first card you examine contains ONE TON OF SHAVING CREAM.

Forgot that thing was a modus. It looks like it’s got some serious capacity, too - that pile of shaving cream is much too big to fit in a normal card.