[text] The stripper told you to sort your life out - From Jesse
[text] The stripper told you to sort your life out
[text:: Jesse] who was it? and when are you talking to my friends?
[text:: Jesse] and how did you know about the strippers?
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[text] The stripper told you to sort your life out - From Jesse
[text] The stripper told you to sort your life out
[text:: Jesse] who was it? and when are you talking to my friends?
[text:: Jesse] and how did you know about the strippers?
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"So I’m supposed to Skype with Stace and Stevie later,” Sam began biting down on his lower lip a little. “And I think she’d be happy to get a chance to talk to you.” He ran a hand through his hair. “I’m pretty sure she’s missed you. Y’know the last time I tried to braid her hair or paint her nails she complained about the way I did it. So I was kinda hoping that you’d want to say hello.”
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[text] Rach? Are you like spending the night at Finn’s or something? [text] Do your dads know you’re not coming home? ‘Cause they sort of left the porch light on for you. Or maybe they left it on for me? Crap, I don’t know.[text] I sort of waited up for you. I found this awesome YouTube video to show you.[text] I guess it can wait until tomorrow.
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[text] Holy crap, I almost just saw you naked. You need to like never forget to lock the door to my side of the bathroom again.
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[text] Rach I swear to God if you dump out my skim milk and replace it with soy milk one more time I’m cutting the head off of one of the stuffed animals Finn won you at the carnival.[text] And if you try to hide them, I will find them! Let me drink my damn milk in peace.
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[text] Rach? Uh...you know that cuddling thing we did the other night by accident during Funny Lady? Do you think we could maybe do that again sometime?[text] I just get sorta homesick, and I dunno -- kinda like having you in my arms. [text] In a totally friends way.
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[text] Rach you shoulda come to this party everything tastes like oragne[text] I know it’s nto pijnk but you love when stuff tastsa like colors[text] plus orajnge is like tehboy versiokn of pink[text] can you come get me merceres and the dude who looks like a tonak truck are making out i don’t lke it
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