An idea for a cracky scenerio/AU where one of the Radiants is a target of the assassination attempt, but the assassin doesn’t know that their victim can heal from pretty much anything. So they fail to kill the Radiant several times over, always thinking they just have the worst luck. Finally the assassin grows bold/frustated enough that they try something obvious, maybe on a social gathering for added hiliarity factor, and the Radiant ends up Obviously Dead only for the supposed corpse to raise up several seconds later splattered with blood the instrument of attempted murder sticking from them in dramatic fashion and Exrtremly Pissed. Cue terrified shrill of the assassin and party guest.
Assassin: Finally got the bastard.
The Radiant: You storming bastard I will show you sticking pointy objects into people! I will stick my shardblade up you ass! <chases after the assassin>
Assassin: terrified shrill of terror
Everone else: WTF just happened?