#sa-m-ary

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Sa-M-ary!!!

http://oneflewover221b.tumblr.com/

This bitch... Today is her birthday.  She always says she wants to spend it alone drinking and hates when people want to make plans...

But eff that... eff that in the a.  She should  want to spend her birthaversary with me.  Only she doesn't.  'cause she hates me. 

I totes stole this sonofabitch photo off of her tumblr... and I'm gonna fucking use it.

Look at that fucking adorable face.

She's a goddamn year older today.

I've known this bitch for seven goddamn years...

She doesn't even watch this show... but she's gonna enjoy the fuck out of seeing that thirteen year old jumping out of that fucking cake. 

Mary Mary quite contrary

had a wife and couldn't keep her

Put her in a pumpkin shell

and there I ate her very well. 

Happy Birthday bitch.

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Happy Birthday Sa-m-ary!  Now that you have it... I can post pictures.  I'm rather proud of it. 

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someone's birthday is this month

and I may or may not have gotten bored/inspired to make something for said person.  So that person may feel the need to contact me in some kind of social form... I have beer and dr. pepper... and will make you/buy you fries.  Just saying.

zacercrombie :I call dibbs 1st!

Well... since we both know this person pretty well... the chances of her getting a hold of me before you is pretty slim... unless, of course, you were calling dibs on contacting me "in some kind of social form"... in which case, you win!  Also, Zac... I heart you.  We should all get beer and/or dr. pepper and fries! Chances of that happening are even slimmer... but I put it here for the world (ie like my ten tumblr follwers) to read/witness. 

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You're welcome

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It's a dream for sa-m-ary but you can read if you really wanna

So I decided to go down this long dirt road to the store to get pizza.  And Vinnie Jones was driving.  He crashed into a tree and then took off into the woods.  The ambulance came down the road and he was driving that and refused to admit he was also driving my car (the white one from the beach) and I was pissed.  SO I tried to fight him and Greg Proops had to stop me.  Then I walked down the dirt road for miles til I reached a mini mall with a pizza place called Teen Red Brick Pizza or something like that... and when I went in... it was a bunch of Teens selling microwavable pizza...THAT was what convinced me that this was a dream and had me wake up.

Also, on a side note... I was telling dad my dream... only I couldn't remember vinnie's name... I told him, "I can't remember the guys name... but you would know him.  He played the Manchester fan on eurotrip and the coach on she's the man... wait, okay... he's an action star... a british one... the only one I can think of other than Jason statham.... like if you think british action stars hes the other one... the one that's not Jason statham.  I think his name is Vinnie?"  And dad, who knows nothing about actor's or actors names surprised me by saying... the bad guy from the condemned?  And he made me so happy by knowing that and figuring that out from what I just said... and that's my life... and you are the only one that may find that even remotely interesting... even though I'm putting it here for all of the internet to read. 

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