#saaaave meeeeee

[terrypratchettparadise]

"The chieftain had been turned into a pumpkin although, in accordance with the rules of universal humour, he still had his hat on."

- Terry Pratchett - Lords and Ladies

[hxllonizxd-a]

I’ve been looking for active discord servers in the Hazbin rpc but so many are packed with people I don’t know and good god does that set off my anxiety bar, but the few that are small and active I do know of have people in it I just don’t want to see for personal reasons.

I’d make a server myself but I know jackshit about making a server on Discord-

[asimpleandhumblepalendrome]

Please just save me, preferably with death

[prettypajamassuitedsoldier]

Me: I have so much that needs to be done before I go home for Christmas, wow I am so busy!

My body: Hey, guess what? I HAVE AN EARLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT FOR YOU! :D

Me: Okay, that sound nice, what it is? :)

My body: IT’S THE FLUE!

Me: WHAT? That’s the opposite of nice! o:

My body: Oh an also you’re voice is now gone! Merry Christmas!

[skywalekersarchive]

"So how's your holiday going?" "Well, considered that I caught a disease and have been stuck in my bungalow for two days throwing up and with diarrhea, I also hate the sea and the sand and the heat and sweating, and I've had my period so I couldn't swim to cool off for seven long days. And did I mention I can't stand anyone here? I believe that's mutual though. Other than that, I'm fine :)"

[kimurakoichi-blog]

Okay time to sleep. Work from 12-9 and the Christmas songs have began playing already.