#sabo simping

[thousandsunnywrites]

it was a request for h/cs with marco, ace and sabo and a female s/o who likes to give them surprise smooches throughout the day to remind them they're loved. my internet connection has been a bit wonky lately, maybe that's why it didn't go through? here's hoping this one actually makes it

WOW THIS IS SO CUTE IM SC R E EC H ING

[BLACK LIVES MATTER]

Marco

The wrinkles on his forehead says it all-- it was another hectic day for the 1st division commander. His cheeks hollowed and his eyes sunk with every passing hour you saw him. He wasn’t doing very yummy yummy.

The next time you see him though, you plant a chaste, soft kiss near his stubble-- curses for lacking lengthwise-- and pat his cheeks.

Despite the weariness in his eyes, he stands up a little straighter, rejuvenated from the empowering kiss. The lousy, lop-sided smile that everyone loves replaced his frown.

He expects the kisses from here on out, constantly feeling less stressed whenever he’s reminded of the reason why he pushes forward. Marco enjoys them, even if his colleagues tease him about needing kisses to function.

He burns them ❤️

Ace

Holy Hot Hell, the first time you started it, it caught him offguard--leaving him with a dumbfounded look on his face. He processes what just happened and curses himself that he didn’t think of that first.

Something so enamoring became a competition between the two of you. Idk how, it just happened. It’s Ace for crying out loud. He’d try to kiss you before you surprise him. Now, he’s always alert whether or not you’re near.

We l l, let’s just say it backfires on him... he ends up kissing another member of the crew because he expected the person to round the corner to be you. It’s a story you never let him live down.

Ace visibly becomes more giddy and a thousand times happier when he does get a kiss. Sometimes, he purposely stands near you so you can remember to give him the daily pecks. What can he say, he just loves attention from his s/o.

Sabo

Sabo is a shamelessly modest man. When he does get kisses, he doesn’t think much about it-- of course, desensitized from the constant gesture. 

He can never seem to time it right, so he almost never kisses back. However, he does bend down so you can properly proclaim your love for him.

He doesn’t mind it either. Go ahead and kiss him, just not in public. His poor, delicate heart would make him die of embarrassment because no he’s not a teen anymore why the hell is he turning red. And as you can see, he has an image to uphold.

Mr. Chief-of-Staff feels warmth bloom in his chest when supple lips place kisses on his. It’s like a warm summer breeze through a cold night. And it’s addicting.

[thousandsunnywrites]

Hey, hope you're having a nice day! How about some h/cs for zoro, ace and sabo and how they'd react to a bored s/o that starts telling them cute/cheesy pick-up lines in a really overdramatic way? for example: 'if your heart was a prison, i would like to be sentenced for life.'

imma hop on dis disc bc this is real cute. fellas is it a personality trait to have no sense of direction?

WARNING: CRINGE LMFAOOOO

Zoro

“Jorroowww.” You roll over, hitching your legs and arms around his big frame. He pouts, exaggerating the growing irk mark on his forehead. Poor man wants to sleep, regardless, he hums in response.

“Are you a sheathe?”

His brows furrow, trying to comprehend the bullshit that’s about to spew from your pretty lips. “What do I look like to you?”

“Because I wanna bury my sword in you.”

His face snuggles closer to his pillow, red coloring his ears. “Go to bed,” he dismisses while you lay your head against his.

“I’m lost.”

“Hell no you’re not. Get your own personality trait.”

“Can you give me directions to your heart.” Even in the dark, you can see the red creeping on his face, mouth visibly pressed together. You pressed on nonetheless.

“Aside from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?”

Zoro engulfs you in a big bear hug, pulling you down from his chest to his side. He covers your mouth, leaving space in between for you to breathe. “Lemme do you one better,” he clears his throat, “do you like sleeping?”

You nod.

“Good, me too. Let’s do her together sometime.”

“That’s not how a pick up line goes.”

Snores fill the room shortly. Yup, he’s asleep.

Ace

“Babe! Babe!! Babe!!!” You rattled his flannel, pulling his attention away from the groceries he was carrying.

“Yes! Yes!! Yes!!” responded Ace, just as enthusiastic.

“Is it hot in here or is it just you?”

He checks the temperature and adjusts it accordingly. “This better?”

You smiled at his silliness, and he returns the gesture. “Well, I got one for you.”

Of course he does. Ace rubs his hands together, hyping up his line. “Okay it goes like this, babe are you diarrhea?”

“Ewwww,” you interjected

“Because I can’t seem to hold you in.”

“That’s not how it goes at all!”

You sit in front of him, exchanging lines all day long. As he put away the groceries, he turned to you with a banana in his hand. “Are you a banana? Because I find you appeeling.”

“Ew you’re so cheesy.”

He boops your nose, “Well if that’s the case, can I have your Parmesan to take you out tonight?”

He slips in the silliest lines, even if they don’t make sense. Your plan backfired— instead of bantering him, he pulled an Uno reverse card on you.

Sabo

“Baby if your heart was a prison, I’d like to be sentenced forever.” You swoon on his desk, as his hand partially covers his lit face. 

“Y/n...” a devious smirk appears, a glint of challenge present in his iris. His stature becomes more confident and relax, evident in the way his hands and legs cross themselves with his head held high and eyes low. He’s ready to take in all the cringe.

“Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.” 

No reaction.

Oh so that’s how he’s playing-- a Try Not to React Challenge like on Youtube.

You will break this man.

“Baby feel my sweater,” bringing your sweater close to his fingertips, he did as told, rubbing the soft fabric between his pads. “Know what it’s made of?”

The raise of his brow prompted a goofy smile on your features. “Girlfriend material.”

His rough thumb and index gently pinch the bridge of your nose, lightly shaking it side-to-side. “Silly. That’s not how a good pick up line goes.”

“Yeah? Then how does one make a magnificent line. Mr. Chief-of-Staff?”

You felt yourself get pulled closer to his body, mouth breathless near your ear. 

“I’ll treat you just like my paperwork-- I’ll slam you against this desk and do you all night long.” You swore he bit your earlobe. 

O h was all that you mustered before he did exactly as promised.

BLACK LIVES MATTER

[thousandsunnywrites]

asked by @looseautumnleaftea​

Hiya Julie! Hope all is well, I was wondering if I could possibly request Headcanons of modern AU Sabo with a s/o or crush who's a sweet and kind wiccan, but is also an outspoken feminist liberal bi-con and highly intelligent and possibly curses from time to time. (Note: she may or may not be based on my muse lol XD)  Thank you for your time! Stay safe and healthy. Blessed be!

Hey there autumn rose!! Thank you for asking hehe it was interesting research. I hope this is an accurate portrayal of Wiccan religion.

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Sabo x f!reader

Sabo, but with a “witch”

Y’all met in college; he needed a math tutor and you turned up. The rest is history.

He’s very respectful about your religion. Sabo has an altar just for your candles/crystals/herbs/offerings/incense. He keeps a bottle full of water under the moonlight bc he knows how important moo water is in your religion. At first, he was a bit freaked out when you said you were a Wiccan, but eventually eased into it.

You have a cat, which you deem as (and I quote in Sabo’s words) a familiar, although he thinks it’s more of a stray cat you picked up coming home. But he won’t judge, even if he has some opinions.

Just like every couple, you do a lot of domestic things together—cooking, cleaning, taxes. Sabo enjoys eating your homemade black salt cookies. Contrary to its name, it’s not salty at all. 

You are the sweetest girl he’s met, so it shocks him to see you freely curse. At the same time, he admires how open you are with your opens and how aware you are of social matters. In fact, he learns a lot from you. Your wisdom just blows his balls off.

He holds your hands frequently to help you not get too chaotic and messy when somebody starts degrading women. Yup, lowkey he feels like a babysitter bc you find yourself in a lot of fights regarding controversial topics. 

“Lemme beat his ass, that’ll teach him a thing or two!”

“Now now, calm down y/n, lets not get too hasty now please. So I don’t have to file another incident report to the police. Please.”

Sabo doesn’t treat you any differently; he loves you just the same and shows it, even if he spends Halloween Sahwain meditating in a circle full of candles, autumn leaves, and pictures of recent dead people.

[thousandsunnywrites]

Asked by @looseautumnleaftea​ 

Hello there friend! May I request some SFW and NSFW Headcanons of Sabo with a fem s/o, please? Thank you for your time. I hope you stay safe and healthy.

I hope you are well as well!! Warm tea and good hygiene are key to keeping yourselves safe!! Remember to stay home and watch more one piece >:)

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Sabo x f!reader; romantic

Sabo, but as a boyfriend

SFW

because he’s keen/tentative, he usually takes you out window shopping before anniversaries/birthdays. and makes sure that you know that he has no money. Nada.

“y/n wanna try this?”

“hmmm, i wanna try it one day. Koala tells me it’s good.”

“ahh okay.”

“why’d you ask? are you planning on finally doing skincare? his skin bomb as fuck tho he dont need that”

“sure. maybe not right not though. still waiting for my last paycheck from the last job.”

He’ll literally remember everything you touch & check out and buy all of them the next time. without you obviously. and he puts them all in little gift boxes and put those little gift boxes in bigger boxes... and those in bigger... and those in bigger... just a jackass move to make you dig through your gifts.

He’s the type to drop his agenda (personal/revolutionary) for you.

Want a date? you got it! 

Want to sleep together? you got it!

Want to go out and shop? you got it!

Want to go out and skinny dip while he watches you even though it’s most likely never going to happen? you got it!

The only time he can’t allow it if it’s a really important task,,, the last time he did drop a really important task, Dragon got mad and made him clean the entire base. with a toothbrush. hard times.

Really cute, really sweet boyfriend. If he’s not there by your side when you wake up, he usually leaves a post-it note with his whereabouts and the time he’ll be back.

A little embarrassed when showing affection towards you in public. cs wow this is THE Chief Of Staff??? of THE Revolutionary?? So you’d be the one who holds his hand/kisses him. It’s fun making him flustered.

NSFW

But believe me when I say he’s not shy in bed

He’s really good at fingering... like have you seen his dragon claw at Dressrosa? That’s the shit right there

More of a giver than a receiver. Y’all barely fuck, but when y’all do... he tries to milk you dry after every session. and it doesn’t just stop there, he leaves a little vibrator in you so he can keep playing with you the next morning.

Actually one time, he left a vibrator in you and played with you while he was away. He can only imagine the sounds you’ve made without him there.

He’s a pretty stealthy man. so he likes the idea of getting caught while fucking you. and because of that, he likes fucking you where it’s crowded.

“Y/n, be quiet or else everyone’s gonna hear how much of a slut you are for me”

His aftercare is really nice. He’d run a nice bath and feed you nice food. He’d tuck you in bed and massage your head. and he’d pepper your face with kisses.

[thousandsunnywrites]

Asked by @looseautumnleaftea​

Hi Julie! The names AutumnRose! I just wanted to say thank you very much for the head anons for Sabo! I love them very much they made my day. I was wondering if I could possibly request what Sabo looks for in a s/o, please? Thank you for your time! Stay safe and healthy.

Hello AutumnRose, nice to hear from you again!! I am so glad you enjoyed the last set of hcs. Please stay safe and happy! ( ˘˘з)♬♪~~♥

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Sabo x f!m! reader; romantic

Sabo’s lover type

Sabo

He definitely looks for someone who’s understanding and flexible with their time. He doesn’t have a set schedule and it’s hard to free time for dates so it’s nice to have someone who’s willing to be flexible with his schedule.

Someone who is kind, but doesn’t take any shit. Manners for a lady/gentleman/elegant person, but enough sass to beat a bitch down.

Someone sweet but also someone sexy. Aka someone who seems innocent but not really innocent ya know.

Obviously someone educated and can present themselves well while also having a goofy side to them too.

Body type doesn’t matter. It’s the inside that matters.